Zelda: Lost Wind Waker

I just ordered a Zelda: Wind Waker on E-Bay for the Gamecube Wii. It came 3 weeks later and there was tape over the label that said "play this game and regret it." I said "pffftt" and rolled my eyes. Just a bunch of crap.

I got the game started. It loaded and the game had a white screen with the logo but said "ZELDA". I was about to go back on and get a refund and send it back. This was garbage! I thought it was just a bug, so I booted up the game. It started out with Link atop the tower called "Aryll's Lookout" or something similar to that. Link wasn't asleep like the one my friend owned, and yes, that's why I ordered it.

Link was looking over the top of the tower and had a sad expression on his face. Link's grandma came up instead of Aryll. The grandma said "Link I have bad news" Link turned around and said "get outta my life already you old hag". The grandma seemed to not notice what he had said and continued on with her so called bad news.

She said "Your sister has died, I killed her." Link smiled in a sick way and laughed. The grandma's eyes fell out and she jumped off the tower. She screamed really loud and bloodily. I muted the TV but I still heard it. The screen came to a game over and crying and the sound of water waves.

I tried to select "no" so I could get this over with but my only option was yes. I closed my eyes and took a deep breath. As I selected yes I ended up at the temple of time, but it was only me walking in air. I felt somewhat abandon and hope was lost. I walked for 20 minutes and the screen began to fade. Ganon's laugh played repeatedly once and a while.

It sorta freaked me out because it would get louder. Link would die when I tried to save my game, if I took the controller out I would still be able to move.

The ending of the game where I would battle Ganondorf was an empty arena, the further I got Zelda and Ganon where more visible. Zelda seemed to just stand there and Ganons head would turn the direction I would move. If I talked to Zelda, she would speak Hylain.

I studied the Hylian language and she said, "ITS COMING." I don't know what she meant by that. After I ran back a redead popped up screamed, and froze me. The screen faded again. I appeared at the tower again and I turned around to my surprise, seeing Medli. I talked to her and she had no color in her eyes and she just said "...".

When I wandered throughout Outset Island, Medli would appear now and then. If I would talk to her she would sometimes say, "please, help me"

An hour later, my game finally turned off, and when I tried to play it the next day, it would only freeze at selecting your profile. It would then say names of my family members and then "DIED".

I tried to refund it but on the news the next day the person that sold it had died. I burned the game at a bonfire my family had that night. I hope to never have that experience again.

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