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I put the game into my computer and waited for it to load. When it finally loaded I was greeted with a logo similar to the Sega intro, but instead it said, "SiIva", and then the title screen showed up. It looked just like the Tittle screen for 7 Grand Dad word for word, it even had the same music, this was weird because it didn't seem like 7 Grand Dad Mania at all, but then I was thinking "Maybe it would open up to a different tittle screen when I pressed start.", so I pressed the enter button on my computer and then it went black. However I could have sworn that I saw something flash for maybe a fifth of a second, it looked like the background color changed from blue to red, Fred Flintstone's head was missing and part of him was colored in what looked like ketchup because it was red, the "I" the company that supposingly made the game was replaced with "Illuminati" and the year was replaced with 777, and the thing that caught me the most was how Grand Dad looked. His eyes were black with red pupils and had a light blue liquid coming out of them, I them completely forgot about that after the character select screen, the background looked like a hellish background, some <span class=plainlinks>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwcvnxhlyRg creepy slowed down music was playing in the background (https:]<//www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwcvnxhlyRg)span> and the only characters I could play as in this were Smol Nozomi, Tito Dickman, and Mr. Rental. I didn't see Grad Dad as a playable character for some reason and Dickman and Rental were locked so obviously I had to play as the only character avalible which was Nozomi. When I selected her the music stopped and the game froze for a few seconds, it then cut to a black screen and I heard Joel's voice in the background saying, "Grand Dad!" but it had an echoey effect to it.

When the level started it showed the level name which was "Rock: Level One" which I was pretty sure it was supposed say "Bedrock: Level One" but something seemed fairly off. It looked just like the first level of Flintstones/7 Grand Dad and Nozomi in 8-Bit and more creepy<span music started playing (class=plainlinks>[https://soundcloud.com/defintlynotreal/hill-sonicexe?) creepy music started playing]</span> the only difference in this was that there were no obstacles, no ground gaps, no enemies, nothing that damaged the player, nothing, it was just empty, and still no sign of Fred Flintstone, Mario, Grand Dad, NOBODY. It seemed like I would be fine, but then after a little while something showed up, but it didn't attack me, it was just in the background, dead enemies and dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures, ripped apart and spicy hot sauce spilled everywhere, and I saw a sign in a tree in red that said, "Did you really think that humans and dinosaurs were supposed to live in the same era? If that was we wouldn't be here buddy, that just defies the laws of physics!". After walking more the background looked normal again, but the music stopped, and suddenly ahead, did my eyes deceive me? It looked like Grand Dad was up ahead. I walked forward, but then I heard something in the background, like a seductive whisper, it sounded like Patrick Star saying, "Wee Woo. Wee Woo.", as I continued to slowly walk forward towards Grand Dad the noise started to get louder and quicker, and when I finally got to him the screen goes black again, and for a 4th of a second I saw a flash of Grand Dad's eyes change color, it turned into the black eyes with red pupils I saw from earlier and somehow suddenly remembered. and then after 5 seconds words pop up on the screen saying, "Hello, Are you, a real villain?" I could have sworn I heard that line from somewhere before, and then it cut to the next level title, it said, "Come on and Slam!" I knew right away that was a reference to Space Jam. The level looked like the basketball court from the bonus level in (you already know that Flintstones/7 Grand Dad are the same thing but one has minor edits at this point right? I'm just gonna put 7 Grand Dad to make it easier and I don't care what people will say!) 7 Grand Dad but it was bigger and longer and the background sky was replaced with hyper-realistic fire as if it was grilling a hot dog on a grill and someone put too much gasoline in, and there was no music. I was running forward, once more waiting for something to happen, and after 30 seconds of running, Grand Dad with his black and red eyes with blue liquid coming out was flying above me, the<span 7 second intro from this rip (class=plainlinks>[https://www.youtube.com/watch/v=g11cxX7Fflk&index=22&list=PLtcC3CF6VWJDmRBKtuub1c8TVWhmnxTEa) the 7 second intro from this rip played]</span>, and at second 5.6 Joel's echoey voice saying, "Grand Dad!" played. Then Grand Dad started chasing me and super<span intense edgy music played (class=plainlinks>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBA_Py236iY) super intense edgy music played]</span> to fit the mood, I was tring to run as fast as possible not knowing what he would do to me, but I didn't think it was going to be good, Grand Dad started catching up quickly and the music started getting faster as he was catching up. When he finally caught up and got me he suddenly disappeared and the music stopped, and Nozomi looked like she was crying, suddenly Grand Dad appeared in front of her, she stopped crying but now looked confused, I saw a flash of what looked to be Grand Dad about to insert his penis inside of her and the screen went black, half a second later with the screen still black a loud echoey noise played, it was the sound of Loud Nigra, which lead me to believe that something intimate and sexual was going on, and then more text saying, "Throw it at him not me! Ugh! Lets try something else.". It then cut back to the character select screen.

When it got back to the character select screen Nozomi was now locked and looked like she had gotten so much sexual pleasure after what just happened, Tito Dickman was now unlocked so I proceeded to select him to see what happened next, it froze for a while again and later went black and played the echoey "Grand Dad!" sound effect once more. The title of the level showed up again saying "If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt." When the level started the background looked like the background from The Nutshack cartoon, which was the neighborhood that Tito lived in, clearly it was in fact the peanut house. Tito was also in 8-bit and more creepy<span music started playing (class=plainlinks>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pABiju2jPDo) more creepy music started playing]</span>, I started walking forward and waiting to see if anything happened, when I tried going the other direction I was still sliding forward like I was moon-walking like Michael Jackson on an endless slippery floor. After a little while static showed up for a second on my screen, but I continued walking forward because nothing else was happening, after a few more second more static shows and and the background changes a little, the sky was now a very dark grey and stormy, broken windows and damaged buildings, and red stuff was pouring everywhere almost as if the town became a lava factory or something. As I continued to walk forward still nothing much else happened, until suddenly Grand Dad still with his black and red eyes with blue liquid appeared right in front of me, static then showed up for 3.5 seconds and then more text showed up, this time it was in different sizes and fonts but still readable, it read "nEss Is noT a sKelEtoN wiTh a HooDie mAtPAtt!". Then a new thing started where it looked like Grand Dad was taunting me to catch him with more<span weird music playing (class=plainlinks>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9dsHTHUF7s) more weird music playing]</span> when I tried to catch Grand Dad he just teleported to the other side and whenever I got to the other side to where he went he just teleports to where he was before, it was even more frustrating than that fight with Ness in Undertale (wait what was game saying?). When it looked like I finally got to him I slipped on the floor and was unable to get up and Grand Dad teleported to the other side of me, I guess even in video games it is too common to slip over Kool-Aid, especially when it's the red kind. I saw a flash of Grand Dad lifting Tito up and he looked like he was about to give him anal sex, the screen went black and Loud Nigra's echoey scream played again and after a few more seconds more text this time back to normal said, "So very Grand, yet so little Grandness, Who's been drawing dicks?", and it cut back to the character select screen.

The level title showed up and just said "(Insert High Quality Joke here)", then some spooky<span music played (class=plainlinks>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG96ifXL2aE some spooky music played]</span> (but without laugh at begining) and the background looked like the final boss area for 7 Grand Dad but with a Sonic Mania texture and a dark background like in Megaman, Mr. Rental was also 8-Bit. This time nothing was seeming out of the ordinary, nothing creepy (other than the music), nothing red, but still no obstacles or enemies, but at this point I pretty much expected it to change in some way, as I walked forward nothing much happened other than me walking down a few stairs, it was so boring, they should have called the level "Boring Stair Stage". After a little while I stumbled upon an extremely long set of stairs, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STAIRS?!?!? Suddenly a 3/4 part static showed up and changed crap, there was fruit punch everywhere and the music slowed down a little, after a little while longer I was still walking (this time no more stairs, Yay!) just waiting for Grand Dad to come and end this level already, and just when I said it he did. He teleported right in front of Mr. Rental and it quickly cut to what I think was 7 seconds of static, after the static it showed a hyper-realistic version of Grand Dad with his black eyes with red pupils and blue liquid coming out of them, more static shows up for a brief second and suddenly text in red appears in front of his face as the voice of Joel saying, "Grand Dad!" was being played, but this time it was slowed down and in a deeper pitch, the red words in front of his face read, "I AM GRAND", a few seconds later the words changed into "UH OH, YOU FRICCIN MORON..." and before I had time to react after reading it I heard a, "Bitch you-" and then The Bean showed up blasting his loud music and spinning around, but it didn't end there. It then cut to static and after the static it showed a breif clip from the music video "MM2.Wood", then more static and a quick clip from Veggie Tales of Bob saying, "Why does Larry have a shoe on his head?", then more static and a quick clip of The Cat in The Hat Saying "Eggs!", more static and a Squidward saying, "Tortellini?!?", More static and a quick clip of the begining of the music video of One Week by Barenaked Ladies, More static and Dr. Robotnik saying "Beans.", More static and Game Theory saying "I sent a copy of Undertale to The Pope", MORE static and a clip of Lord Vortech saying, "Dimensions.", and MORE static cutting back to a brief second of The Bean, finally it cuts back to the Grand Dad picture saying, "I AM GRAND" and after that a game over that looked just like the Russian Felix The Cat bootleg Continue? screen but Felix was replaced with Grand Dad in bed with Nozomi, Tito Dickman, and Mr. Rental and the music was reversed slowed down and in G Major. What also appeared was the "да" and "нет" option asking me whether I wanted to continue, nothing happened when I hit да (I pressed it multiple times and waited, nothing happened) so I just hit нет, which made the game go black, stopped the music and closed the game.

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