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⚫ | After making friends with the girl next door,I decided to set out on an adventure,though I knew I didn't have any Pokemon,while I was on Route 101, I heard a cry for help. When I searched for the cry for help, I noticed Professer Birch being cornered by a Poochyena. "You there! Grab a Pokeball and help!" Then I noticed the bag in the grass. "Which should I choose?" I franticly scrambled to pick up the pokeballs in front of me, but I only threw one. "Go,whatever you are!" A Mudkip jumped out of the pokeball. "Use Water Gun!" Madkap used tackle, which was weird, I could've sworn I told it to use Water Gun. Shrugging it off, Tackle One-hit KO'ed the Poochyena, but Mudkip received 1 exp, It was suppoest to earn something like 100, I should know I have it's alternate version Omega Ruby.Professer Birch took me to his pokemon lab, which then he gave me Mudkip. He asked me if I wanted to name it,and I said yes. I named her Mudsport. After a quick chat with the professer and stuff, I saved my game and opened the menu and took a look at my pokemon, then something strange happened. The screen started flashing a dark red,and each time it did,Mudkips name went from Mudsport to RUN, I quickly closed my 3DS and took a 20-minute break.When I opened it back up. The strangest thing happened,it was t Mudsport's pokeprofile, and then the game crashed. I restarted my game back up.and decided to go to Oldale town,when a man who was completely black,shirt,pants,shoes,everything,came up and told me about the Pokemart.Before he left he told me this in red text,' I kNoW WhO yOU ArE aUsTin." Before he walked off. After that happened, I closed my 3DS and hid under my bed. "How the hell did he know my name?! My trainer's name is Hotoko!" I didn't play the game for like a week. My stupid decisions lead me to eternal and emotional scaring. When I restarted my game, I was greeted with the original Alpha Sapphire intro,nothing wrong.Then my screen turned white,and he man in black came towards my screen."DoNt ThInK YoU cAN EsCaPE, BeCAuSe I WiLl aLwAyS bE WaTChiNg." Before my game crashed again.I haven't played that game in a month,yet I'm still scared to play. |
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''Disclaimer: I didn't make this, it's just some shitty Pokepasta I found on Roblox '' |
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==''The Shit''== |
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⚫ | After making friends with the girl next door,I decided to set out on an adventure,though I knew I didn't have any Pokemon,while I was on Route 101, I heard a cry for help. When I searched for the cry for help, I noticed Professer Birch being cornered by a Poochyena. "You there! Grab a Pokeball and help!" Then I noticed the bag in the grass. "Which should I choose?" I franticly scrambled to pick up the pokeballs in front of me, but I only threw one. "Go,whatever you are!" A Mudkip jumped out of the pokeball. "Use Water Gun!" Madkap used tackle, which was weird, I could've sworn I told it to use Water Gun. Shrugging it off, Tackle One-hit KO'ed the Poochyena, but Mudkip received 1 exp, It was suppoest to earn something like 100, I should know I have it's alternate version Omega Ruby.Professer Birch took me to his pokemon lab, which then he gave me Mudkip. He asked me if I wanted to name it,and I said yes. I named her Mudsport. After a quick chat with the professer and stuff, I saved my game and opened the menu and took a look at my pokemon, then something strange happened. The screen started flashing a dark red,and each time it did,Mudkips name went from Mudsport to RUN, I quickly closed my 3DS and took a 20-minute break.When I opened it back up. The strangest thing happened,it was t Mudsport's pokeprofile, and then the game crashed. I restarted my game back up.and decided to go to Oldale town,when a man who was completely black,shirt,pants,shoes,everything,came up and told me about the Pokemart.Before he left he told me this in red text,' I kNoW WhO yOU ArE aUsTin." Before he walked off. After that happened, I closed my 3DS and hid under my bed. "How the hell did he know my name?! My trainer's name is Hotoko!" I didn't play the game for like a week. My stupid decisions lead me to eternal and emotional scaring. When I restarted my game, I was greeted with the original Alpha Sapphire intro,nothing wrong.Then my screen turned white,and he man in black came towards my screen."DoNt ThInK YoU cAN EsCaPE, BeCAuSe I WiLl aLwAyS bE WaTChiNg." Before my game crashed again.I haven't played that game in a month,yet I'm still scared to play. |
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Latest revision as of 22:29, 21 February 2024
After making friends with the girl next door,I decided to set out on an adventure,though I knew I didn't have any Pokemon,while I was on Route 101, I heard a cry for help. When I searched for the cry for help, I noticed Professer Birch being cornered by a Poochyena. "You there! Grab a Pokeball and help!" Then I noticed the bag in the grass. "Which should I choose?" I franticly scrambled to pick up the pokeballs in front of me, but I only threw one. "Go,whatever you are!" A Mudkip jumped out of the pokeball. "Use Water Gun!" Madkap used tackle, which was weird, I could've sworn I told it to use Water Gun. Shrugging it off, Tackle One-hit KO'ed the Poochyena, but Mudkip received 1 exp, It was suppoest to earn something like 100, I should know I have it's alternate version Omega Ruby.Professer Birch took me to his pokemon lab, which then he gave me Mudkip. He asked me if I wanted to name it,and I said yes. I named her Mudsport. After a quick chat with the professer and stuff, I saved my game and opened the menu and took a look at my pokemon, then something strange happened. The screen started flashing a dark red,and each time it did,Mudkips name went from Mudsport to RUN, I quickly closed my 3DS and took a 20-minute break.When I opened it back up. The strangest thing happened,it was t Mudsport's pokeprofile, and then the game crashed. I restarted my game back up.and decided to go to Oldale town,when a man who was completely black,shirt,pants,shoes,everything,came up and told me about the Pokemart.Before he left he told me this in red text,' I kNoW WhO yOU ArE aUsTin." Before he walked off. After that happened, I closed my 3DS and hid under my bed. "How the hell did he know my name?! My trainer's name is Hotoko!" I didn't play the game for like a week. My stupid decisions lead me to eternal and emotional scaring. When I restarted my game, I was greeted with the original Alpha Sapphire intro,nothing wrong.Then my screen turned white,and he man in black came towards my screen."DoNt ThInK YoU cAN EsCaPE, BeCAuSe I WiLl aLwAyS bE WaTChiNg." Before my game crashed again.I haven't played that game in a month,yet I'm still scared to play.
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