A Weird Creature Killed My Friends and Family: Difference between revisions

Hello, my name is Bob. I'm here to tell you guys about an experience I had. I am not sure if I really experienced this or if it is the effects of all the drugs I am using. I fucking love meth like, have you ever tried Meth: Crystal Edition? That is a fucking masterpiece! Anyways, here is my experience and the reason why I believe in paranormal shit like Ghost Shrek raping my dear friend Jason.

 

 

My friends took me back to Stjepan's house to collect my remaining belongings. Stjepan died. What if I will see his corpse? I don't want to! But I have to! There is no other way. Upon entering my room, I was scared, but remained calm. I grabbed my camera then stopped dead in my tracks. In the hallway leading to my room, I saw Stjepan's body and something small lying next to it. I picked up the small thing and entered my friends' car, not mentioning Stjepan's corpse. I looked at the thing I had picked up and nearly vomited. I was holding Stjepan's small cock. With a white substance to it. My friends turned back and asked, "What's wrong?" I said that it was nothing and they drove off. During the ride, I saw my friend Adolph who was driving the car, turn into the white creature by taking off Adolph's face. "IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!" the creature shouted. The creature started driving us to the highway until we were nearing a dead end. "Dude if you drive us there we will all die!!!!" shouted Angelo. "THAT IS WHAT I AM TRYING TO DO YOU RETARD! DIDN'T YOU NOTICE I LOOK DIFFERENT?" shouted the creature. "OH BY THE WAY, MY NAME IS JACK!" shouted the creature before we fell. The car fell off and we all fucking died. The last thing I head was that disgusting creature's disgusting name: Jack.

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