An inbred family lives up the road

Now, I'm new to the neighborhood, but I thought there were laws against this stuff. Still, I'm shit poor so when my pal who lived in the area arranged for them to have me over for free food I didn't say no.

They opened the door to a vast house, and the inhabitants looked pleasant enough. No deformities. Girl at the door even flirted with me about how much I would enjoy her buns. She was pretty enough, but I didn't want inbred children. I told her so and she slapped me across the face.

"You stoopid wanker! My family aren't inbred! We're in-bread! I was offering you a meal!"

I left that house in shame, and resolved never to speak the the neighbors again.

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Credited to scannerofcrap 

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