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Revision as of 02:55, 19 July 2018
You may have heard of the infamous Arngren Technology and Gadgets online store from Norway. The site is an absolute clunker, with no graphic unity, a messy layout, and little structure. Prices are ridiculously high, and products are generally poor quality. Well, do you know the story of how this website was created?
It all started when Dick Smith's evil alter ego decided he wanted to create a technology store. However, he had very little funding, so he hatched an evil plan to launch his site onto the world.
Purchasing a copy of Yahoo! SiteBuilder, Mr. Arngren created the biggest eyesore of a website possible with the program. He then drew his face on a piece of graph paper, and glued it onto a spare tyre. He burned a special hyper-realistic computer virus onto a CD-ROM computer gaming disc, and hid it inside the tyre.
And then a skeleton popped out.
