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This is the story of a pouer fool wizurd. He held his kingdumb in his hart, and treeted its inhabbit ants with much respeck. Nobody dair appose the mitey ruler. He had immesurable majick, majick so strong he once gave Miley Cyrus an ass to twerk with. Most fered him cuz of this unspekeable pouer, but he was a fair king.
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==Deeznuts Suckingood Pillages West Africa==
He would have any way but he wasnt very ed jew cated. He did know the meaning of the word pillage, so he
One of these plans was to make everybody wear assless chaps. That way everyone would be dressed the same and nobody could make fun of the others. But Miley Cyrus with her now gigantic booty made everybody else feel sad. None of them had marvelous backsides like she did. Even Sharkiesha had a small butt compared to Miley. Deeznuts loved the bickering between the village people and Miley. He would video tape these confrontations and put them on worldstarhiphop.com. It was at this point he remembered that I'm spelling words too correctly and began to get very ill. The only thing that would cure his illness was a blowjob from Katey Perry.
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This was a problem, because this was a few thousand years before she was to be born. And time travel hadnt been invented yet, because I cant think of a creative enough way to integrate it into the story at this point. Every night he would have nightmares of cumming on a dark horse. After a month or so of this he thought to read between the lines. Cumming on a dark horse, dark whores. He would travel to black Africa, and find an ebony prostitute to blow a load on, this would surely cure his illness. It didnt, instead he got even more sick with gator aids, and died shitting blood from his mouth and his penis.
The people of the village wore the assless chaps in his honor for all eternity, until their group got split up in the 1980s. To this day when you play the YMCA backwards you can hear Deeznuts hitting the floor, as he took one final breath.
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