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Okay guys, I gots a really good story. This one time I was at the store and I was buying a frozen chicken, and when I was leaving the store, a guy threw a football at me, so I turned around and threw the frozen chicken at him and it hit him in the head and he fell to the ground and he died. Hahahhahahahah soisoisoisoisoisoi. When I left the store a giant anus was shooting things with its poop gun and I got hit with the poop gun and I died, and when I got to Heaven, Jesus was all like
When I woke back up I was lying in the parking lot and the Mother Anus was hovering above shooting things with its poop gun, so I ran into the store and grabbed a frozen chicken, and I turned around and three Anus Men were standing there with their mini poop guns in-hand, so I threw the frozen chicken at them and it hit one of them and he fell to the ground and died, but then one of them shot me with the mini poop gun and I got hit with the poop gun and I died, and when I got back to Heaven, Jesus was all like
When I woke up, I was on the floor of the grocery store, so I got up and grabbed another frozen chicken and I left the store and threw the frozen chicken at the Mother Anus, but it came back down and crushed my skull and I fell down and I died, and when I got back to Heaven, Jesus was all like,
When I got back to Earth I picked up the frozen chicken again and I went to the roof of the store and I threw the frozen chicken at the Mother Anus, but it missed and instead came down and smashed a car windshield and a guy came up to me and was all like,
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