Blood Whistle Stooges
Not familiar with the 1999 nickelodeon cartoon Spongebob Squarepants, it is about the titular sea sponge (resembling household cleaning sponge wearing a suit and tie) who lives in a pineapple under the sea who
gets involved in all kinds of nautical nonsense. Due to the popularity of his show, spongebob has garnered copious amounts of spinoffs, Movies, Merchandize, Dank Memes, Spoofs, fanfics, and basically became the 21st century equivalent of Garfield due to how much cash was raked in form body pillow sales. Not only that, there are countless lost episodes, including squidward’s suicide, Hope is Lost, Spongecry.avi, Patrick’s leg, Patrick’s revenge, Pear.avi, and etcetera.
What the lost episodes have in common can be summed up in a nutshell by the example I must tell you about today, Blood Whistle Stooges. As for how I came across this example, it’s hard to explain. I was looking around at my local thrift store for until I stumbled across this peculiar Blu Ray disc housed within some 1990’s CD jewel case. On the disk, written in with a black marker, was “A Day with Spingebill”. I assumed it was a bootleg version of “A Day with Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie”. I decided to look it up on my phone, only to realize that “A Day with Spongebob Squarepants” was unproduced. However, the casheer offered the Blu Ray for free with a purchase of a 69 oz kelp shake for tree fiddy, and I was immediately sold.
Once I made it back home, I decided to put the Blu Ray disc into my Blu Ray Player. One I pressed play, the video immediately started with the title card, it sayed “Blood Whistle Stooges” in red, comic sans font on a black background. At the sight of that, I was instantly reminded of that one Spongebob episode, “Slide Whistle Stooges”, where squidward gets repeatedly slide whistled by Spongebob and Patrick. The title card then dose a bubble transition squidward waxing his carrot to some tentacle hentai, making that face he made in ‘Just One Bite” shortly after he said “dose this look unsure to you”. Then it cuts to Spongebob and Patrick sitting outside squidward’s house, laughing together. They then both pulled out their blood whistles from behind themselves, spongebob played his blood whistle, and then it cut to squidward. The TV spontaneously switched to Donald Tramp (a xxx parody by wood rocket), then squidward became nauseous, exclaiming “No Russians”. Squidward than regurgitated blood onto the TV, and thus causing it to disintegrate. Squidward then barged outside, “Spongebob, Patrick” he shouted. Spongebob and Patrick laughed again, then Patrick blew his blood whistle, Spongebob then laughed “here it’s cry”. It then cut to static, and then a clip from “Squidville” where Patrick says “I hate this channel”.
Update: July 18th, 2017.
Continuing on from where we last left off, Squidward snatched the tv remote from patrixxx's hands and changed the cannel. On the channel in which Swuidward just changed to, was a commercial for Big Bill Hell's. As soon as the commercial ended, the typical bubble transition seen in most episode of Spongebob occurred, cutting to that scene from Squidville in which SpongeBob and Patrick arrive at the entrance of Tenticle Acres (only with a black bar with the text "Big Bill Hell's" in white covering up the sign). Aside from the edit to the sign, the first noticeable change made to the scene was whenever any of the characters say "fried oyster skins", the line was sentence mixed to make it sound like "fried foreskins". As soon as one of the guards collapsed on top of the button that would have normally opened the gate, I noticed that there was a black box over the "Gate Closed" , and the "Gate Open" text had "WTF" Plastered over it. Also of note, when the head of one of the guards landed on top of the gate opening button, instead of making a siren noise, it triggered a WTF Boom. It then cut to a close up of patrick's face, Patric said "everyone died, the end". It then cut to SpongeBob, who at this point was supposed to say "that didn't help at all", only the line was dubbed over by "What The Fu...". Before sponge bob could finish his line, it cut that scene from "Dying for Pie", in which the entirety of bikini bottom blew up.