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Line 1: {{NSFW}} == Won da brenan and cwell where at school un tay wear wooking with their orbs flailing everywhere and using chrasteepher to pick the fod from their SPHAGHETTI and balls breakfast. Afer taking about sax and two periods(he he) later war at band clas and wheen thay opeened the dare and then tay saw teh weirst thong of eel time. Meegie and Jawden weer packing their noses weally hard? "Magse how could ooo" said Brennen and sewell, butt then they relaised tey both wanted Magse so tey both faped off in a game of fencing with theer dacks. But evan the mention of Dak summoned Cthulu, I mean Dackutuh. "Wat hoove u don" yelled Jawdeen. " LANG TEEEEEEEEEM NO SEE FACKS" said Dackote as he turned into a space manster. " I weel defeend goo, cum to tah Dakseed" said Jawdeen as he loaded his fapgun. " Dakside I am Dak" yelled Dak as knacked Jawdeen in teh baols. Every won was raped that day by Dak. Except for Brennen he was sent to My little Pawny Land. " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" yelled Breenen onlyu to discover he was Chuck E. Cheese == <p data-rte-fromparser="true">One fine day Jorgenson Seawhale was choking his precious chicken in his specialized Fapsturbation Corner to some pictures of 90-year old women from the 1860s. His half-haff-brother, Kristoff Kleftermann walked in on Jonathan and he was surprised because Jonathan was spankin' the frank to HIS au speciale photographs! Ole Krissie was angrier than he had been in his whole floral life, and he slapped Jorgie right in the Henry Wrinkler. Suddenly, a majestic voice arose from the depths of the grimy Seawhale dungeon: </p> "Who art thou tinkling their flinkler over my posh Fotos?" said the voice. "Prease forgives, O Great One! We are mere Englermen!" cried the Seoul Walls. With a whisk of whimsy, the being revealed itself. A waterfalling cascade of Sea Men arose from the dingy sewer in the basement, enveloping the Seawhales in its wake. The being was in fact made out of billions of real Sea Manners! However, the gloryholeous site was not so happy for long- 'Twas a Sea Man Skellertonne of the spooky nature! The Sols were spooked shirtless! They ran upstairs, learning never to exercise their Kris Kringles over olde pictures again. '''THE END.''' [[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:Trollpasta]] {{Comments}} [[Category:Shortpasta]]