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Now many of you are wondering what happened to me after the "HI, HOW ARE YOU.EXE" incident. (No you haven't) Now listen closely to what I'm about to say. One day I was bored, and I decided to search random things. One such thing was COCKTAGON, and it came up with one image. The image was, of course, a stop sign with a penis engraved into it. I decided to save the image, and make it my wallpaper.
After I downloaded it, my computer started acting strange. Suddenly a ghost popped out of my usb drive. I screamed for half a minute, while staring at the screen. It asked me "Hey buddy. Do you like me?" I screamed into the its face "HELL NO!" Then it suddenly jumped out of my computer and then the rain killed us all. The ghost started throwing me against the wall, and then it took a hentai DVD case, and shoved it up my ass. "OH GOD!" I screamed. Then it turned into Shrek. Then he yelled "PIKACHU'S A VIRGIN!" To which I replied "What?" Shrek began stripping in front of me. He began pole dancing with a metal pipe protruding from the ground. Then Jason popped out of the ground and splattered Shrek's blood all ogre the wall. "Aye, Lad, I admit defeat." Then Freddy came up from behind Jason then dismembered him. Then Freddy turned into John Carpenter's The Thing. Then they all died. Then the real villain, Sephiroth's mom, popped out of the ground. "Not you again!" I yelled. Then I became Goku. Then I screamed "KAMEHAMEHA, bitch!" Then suddenly Jenova gave birth to Angel , who proceeded to use Guardskill Handsonic on Jenova. Then Jenova turned into The Thing. Then I got a flamethrower. Then I said "FUCK YOU, TOO!" "John Carpenter would be proud!" I though. Then my landlady walked in on me fighting it. Then she died. Then everything turned back to normal.
Written by Satoshi-kun and Madori-chan
Content is available under CC BY-SA
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