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Have you ever wondered why so many things in Caillou are red? Well, I have TWO THEORIES! '''''WOW!!!''''' |
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A) Caillou's mom is 'leaking' all over the place (heh heh heh.) This would mean that it's more than 1x a month this happens, unless they never clean the house (possible, because they're from a foreign country.) This means she's an alien, so Caillou is an alien. This explains why he's bald. Also b/c he's the brother of hyperrealistic evil Patrixx? |
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B) It's all hyper-realistic blood from Caillou's older brother. Caillou is assembled from his older brother's organs. '''THIS IS WHY HE'S FUCKING BALD!!!!''' |
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Revision as of 02:01, 21 May 2014
Have you ever wondered why so many things in Caillou are red? Well, I have TWO THEORIES! WOW!!!
A) Caillou's mom is 'leaking' all over the place (heh heh heh.) This would mean that it's more than 1x a month this happens, unless they never clean the house (possible, because they're from a foreign country.) This means she's an alien, so Caillou is an alien. This explains why he's bald. Also b/c he's the brother of hyperrealistic evil Patrixx?
B) It's all hyper-realistic blood from Caillou's older brother. Caillou is assembled from his older brother's organs. THIS IS WHY HE'S FUCKING BALD!!!!
The End.
Written by Cjaymarch84
