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[[File:McQueen_and_Mater.jpg|thumb|360px|Lightning McQueen, and Mater]]
Lightning McQueen was jerking off to a pic of Sally, in the workshop. As he was jerking off, Mater came in and interrupted Lightning McQueen's alone time. "MATER! Uh-uh... what are you doing here?!" "Well, lightin' I had to get dis here fancy smancy thing-a-ma-jigger to the doc." "Mater, have you ever heard of knocking?!" "Well shoooot, mah momma didn't tell me enough stuff about manners in teh first place! Well, Lightin'... better leave you be to finish up what you were doin'" Mater left, being uncomfortable. Lightning, who was shocked at the time, didn't want to masturbate anymore.
McQueen ran into Mater again during the big race that McQueen had. "Hey Mater... uh... what's happening?" Mater ignored him, due to the fact that he was astonished by the other racers. "Alright... ignore me then..." As McQueen was leaving, Mater noticed him. "LIGHTIN'!!! WAIT!!!" McQueen stopped, and he noticed Mater running towards him. "Sorry Lightin', I didn't pay attention, cuz I was watchin dem race carz. Can you forgive me, Lightin'? There was a pause for a few seconds... McQueen then spoke up. "Mater... you have to show me that you're sorry..." Then McQueen kissed Mater with a passion. Mater was shocked, and he froze. McQueen told Mater to follow him, and Mater did just that.
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