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I like the movie Cars. It is fun to watch. It has sequels such as Cars 2 and Cars 3 and a toon series called Mater's tall tales. It also has a spinoff movie titled Planes. I like the cars series. But there is a lost Cars 4 film.
So one day i was walking home from school and i saw a disc titled Cars 4: lost cars film. I wanted to watch it. So i ejected my LittleBigPlanet disc and put the DVD in my PS3. The movie opened with heavy breathing.
It then cut to Lightning McQueen, white powder still on his face, racing with other formula cars. McQueen was designed a bit different in this compared to the final product to be released just 4 and a half short years later. His shape was more boxy and his racing number was 57 instead of 95. (Because his umber was originally 57 for the year 1957.) He was quickly gaining the first place spot when the antagonist, Chick Hicks came up behind him. He also looked different. He looks like a future car shape of tomorrow and had a Ugandan Knuckles face with a hitler mustache I think...
He came up behind McQueen and pushed him, sending McQueen spinning out of control and tumbling down the track, highly realistic car parts flying everywhere, then getting run over by every single racecar on the track. Randy Newman, who composed Cars Stopped as the dust settled, the scene now completely silent as the camera slowly pans in on
Anyways, After a cut to black, it cuts to McQueen in a hospital, surrounded by the cars from Radiator Springs. Sally, Mater, Doc Hudson, Luigi, Guido, Ramone, Flo, Red, Fillmore, Sarge, Sheriff, Mack, and Lizzie were all at
It cut to Sally wearing a monocle and wooden teeth, holding a Meme, listening to what McQueen had to say. A piece of paper with a heart with a crack down the middle appeared on
It then faded to McQueen in Hell, perfectly normal and intact. What followed was Satan himself and Lightning McQueen competing in a rap battle. Weird since I thought Satan could just play a mean fiddle, I guess he got with the times. Satan was the first to go.
Satan responded to
As I reached for the volume button on my television since the white noise was too loud, McQueen and Satan both turned and looked at the camera, out the television, at me, into my soul. They were crying tears of incredibly realistic blood and had razors for teeth.
So what i did was i took the disc out of my PS3 and smashed it into bits. So if you ever see a disc titled Cars 4, DO NOT WATCH IT!!
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