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I love Discord.
Those of you who have given in and seen what the Brony phenomenon was all about will know what
Discord is the spirit of chaos and disharmony, similar in terms of character to the archetypical
Discord is a fan-favorite for many, myself included, for much the same reason the Joker has such widespread appeal: he directly defies the rules imposed upon the world he inhabits in grand and flamboyant style. The fact that he bends the fabric of reality to his whim in the progress only makes it more enjoyable to watch.
But I should get to the point,
The few with a decent enough head on their shoulders to come up with valid reasons were few and far between, but I, personally, was alright with the change. Had he remained an antagonist, it
Now recently,
I found it on one of the lesser MLP boards, certainly not one that
If this was someone simply pretending to be Discord, I had to give them credit: they had style. Every single letter in every single word of the post was either disproportionately sized or a different color. It simply read as follows:
This was followed by a Mediafire Link, (Now defunct if
The download finished, and I clicked on the new file to watch it in Windows Media Player. It took a little while to start, but that was normal; my computer can be a bit slow if I leave it on for too long. Once the video started I was greeted by a screen of light-blue checkerboard pattern. Such was characteristic of Discord having corrupted the ground of an area, but otherwise held no significance as far as I could tell. It remained like this for a few more seconds. A still screen of a simple pattern. But suddenly, the squares began to shift. They twisted and bent, then detached and began flying around the screen wildly. The view began to pan up, the squares now seeming to be twirling through the air in a Discord-ified version of Ponyville.
Eventually, the squares came to rest on the ground (which was of a similar pattern as the squares had started out on but in shades of purple), but then, the truly strange nature of the video began to reveal itself. Without warning, the shape of a
THUMP
I jumped at the loud sound, as a large hoof suddenly stomped down on one of the squares, silencing its mute cries. This was followed by a much quieter sound of the snapping of fingers, and then the sound of burning as every single one of the animate squares spontaneously burst into flames. The view then panned up once again to reveal the Draconequus himself looking down upon the sight with a twisted, gleeful grin. Discord then looked surprised for a moment, as if noticing something, and then he looked at the
Suddenly, everything was a whirlwind of color and sound, static and frantic mashing of the keys on a pipe organ overwhelmed my ears, while an indescribable mixture of every hue imaginable assaulted my eyes. The buzzing became more erratic and distant, and a faint laughter could be heard in the background. As I attempted to avoid having a seizure looking at the madness in front of me, I noticed two red dots, one slightly larger than the other, appear on the screen amidst the chaos, then a grinning mouth. Suddenly the screen cut to black. A new image appeared before me; it was a
And it went on and on and on. A horrible menagerie of twisted abominations of equines, all in some sort of pain; a Pegasus with so many wings that when it tried to fly it could only injure itself, an earth pony, aging to dust, a unicorn whose horn kept stretching in impossible directions at an unending and breakneck pace, nearly impaling him multiple times. It seemed as if it would never end.
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