Clice Face: Difference between revisions

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Cliche face assaulted me... He undressed me... NO! That's to private. After that he beat me up... He took all i loved away from me (yes even my balls). And hung me to the wall. "But why cliche face?" I axed. He laughed... Oh, was i dumb. He was hungry for power. The next day there were 3 cliche face's... They looked at me, bleeding from my hands and feet like jesus on the cross... "Goddamn it! If they keep this up i may die within 2 days!" i thought to myself. But that wasn't the worst part... I couldn't play EUIV or CKII! Now it meant war(haha get it? GET IT!?)! I wish i didn't wish for that... 69 hours later (i should be dead by now, but who cares it's for a bad joke!) i was let down from the cross... My... Hands... They were... Fine? My feet didn't hurt. I guess i was paralysed. Butt then came the pain.

I't hit me and i began to shout: "HELP ME SHREK, HELP ME! OH MY GOD NOT EVEN BASED GOD CAN HELP ME NOW! IM SORRY BEN I DIDN'T MEAN TO... CLIMAX, CLIMAX... GOOSEBUMPS OMG MY SKIN IS MORE BULKY THAN THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS...". Cliche face and his children backed up slowly and jumped out of my window. I still had the pain, but let's skip that.