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To my luck, sedgar leveld up after the fight, and to my surprise all of his stats ended in the number "6", even his Magic stat (which was at 2 at the time) rocketed up to 6. OKay, now I was getting suspicious.
Deciding that someone else need the arena's training, I tried to move Sedgar away on the next turn, but then a text box appeared... The text was written
After the text box disappeared I was immideatly sent into another arena fight, against an enemy Horseman. But Sedgar made quick worj of him with yet another crititcal hit.
On the next turn I was finally able to move Sedgar out of the way, so I used the opportunity to move Merric, one of my mages, to the arena
As soon as the battle started, Merric was up against a Mercenary, he was shot by an arrow and died. But rather than fading from existence like units normally do, Merric's sprite started to get on his knees while trying to pull out the arrow in his throat. When he finally managed to pull it out the screen was covered in HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD!
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Once the game returned to the map screen, Merric was nowhere to be found. I then moved Abel, my Paladin, onto the arena.
Abel got in a fight with a Bishop, but something strange happened.
As soon as th fight started, Abel's horse started jumping around and threw Abel off of it. The enemy bishop then used a Thunder tome to summon lightning above the defenseless knight... But as soon as the lightning struck, Abel exploded and all of his limbs and guts flew all over the place, it looked so
This continued on with the rest of my units, and the deaths just kept getting more and more brutal. In the end there were only two units left: Marth and Sedgar.
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The Horseman jumped off his horse and looked directly at me, then a text box written in hyper realistic blood appeared, the speaker was named "Critgar" and I could see what appeared to be a moving mouth on Sedgar's sprite.
'''"I've killed your precious units... NOW IT'S YOUR TURN PUNY MORTAL!"''' he screamed as he drew an arrow and fired it against me...
As soon as the arrow "hit", the screen went black and my computer turned off. When I tried to turn it on again, I was greeted with the same scene ass before.
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I tried to go to lleep, thinking that I was getting drunk from all the alchohol I had earlier that day. But ass oon as I put my blanket over me, my computer tunred on by itself... I looked over and saw a close-up of a face... A hyper-realistic version of Sedgar's face... Then I heard a voice say '''"You can run, but I will catch you... mortal fool... you shall no longer command me... THE ALLMIGHTY CRITGAR!"''' and then my PC monitor exploded!
I wrote this on my laptop, but someone a ROM file of Shadow Dragon had mysteriously appeared on the desktop. If this story ends here, call 991111111 and report the rom creator to Gabe Newell.
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