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ONCE UPON A TIME...(Wesley Willis reference)

 

I mysteriously received a Famicom cartridge in the mail. There was no label on the banana-yellow cartridge, just the name "JEFURI" (Jeffery) written in Kakatana with a black Sharpie. I was curious, so I plugged it into my NES via a Famicom conversion kit and saw what it was all about. As it turns out, it was a multicart. The menu screen had a sepia-toned, pixellated version of that unnerving Jeff photo. Oddly, an 8-bit rendition of Rose Sub's theme from Trio The Punch was the background music. There was no company info on the title screen, just "JEFF THE KILLER" in a blood-red "drippy" font against a black background. I decided this must have been a stupid prank meant to scare people. Well, it wasn't working, and actually made me sort of chuckle.

 

I decided to get this train wreck over with and went back to the menu. I wondered how whatever hacker put this together would try to scare me. All the names of the hacked games were, surprisingly, not altered in any way. They were, as follows: Parody World Monster Party (wait, I thought the Japanese version was never released!), Cheetahmen (not surprising, considering the Cheetahmen theme song being so popular in Japan), Master Takeshi's Adventure Island, Shinjinrui The New Type (known as Dino-Riki in the US), and one title I didn't recognize, which was in Japanese text instead of English. It said "Gomen Nasai" (I'm so very sorry.) I decided I'd save that one for last. Possibly a port of "I'm Sorry", I thought.

The Famicom shut itself off automatically. "That's weird," I thought. In any case, that last desperate attempt to scare me failed. I then heard a knock at the front door. "Oh shit, what if it's Jeff?!" I thought. Then I realized I was letting the dumb pirate game get to me. I cautiously approached the door. When I opened it, there was no one there. AND THEN JEFF POPPED OUT OF MY ASS!!! I died in the process, naturally.

 

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