DarkSouls2.exe The Hidden Files: Difference between revisions

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The floor made my character wet and he started to sink into the ground. I kept rolling and rolling until he finally made it out of the wetness. he was covered in cum which made him slow down. All of a sudden I saw a light on the other end of the tunnel. I quickly ran to it when something jumped on top of my character and started to rape him. It looked like single sperm. After awhile of trying to get it off him the sperm finally died and my character continued through the cave. He made it to the end. I had a feeling this was it.
 
All of a sudden the walls of the cave started to turn all flesh like which was really disgusting but my character continued onward. He was so close. He was right there at the exit he tried to step out when all of a sudden a gigantic cock pushes him all the way back through the cave back to the boss room. I could now confirm that this "Donger Passage" was a vagina. What did this mean? Why would they create a vaginal passage? Why'd they put that sound file in? Why does TimeLierGamer suck so much dick?
 
Maybe the answer lies at the other end of the passage after an hour of trying to get back out I made it to the end of it again. Except a fogwall was there now and a wall of text came up that said "Illuminati DLC $6.66" and it took the money off my credit card. Then after the purchase was completed another wall of text came up that said "you shouldn't have done that". No shit I shouldn't of done that, you stupid bitch.
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