Day of the Living Mayonaise

I was a lantern at Dickelodeon and was making the Spongebob episode callet: "Band Geeks". But then I went home I  realized that I had put in a satanic message at Patrick's: "Is mayonaise an instrument?" catchphrase. I hurried but on my way I was hungry so I went to MCDonalds and ate fries with mayonaise but the fries turned into skeletons who popped out of my bag and the mayonaise became a monster and I died.

THE END