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After the factory everybody got a boner. It was because they found a bunch of vendng machines taht looked like they had been recently built. “Oh my zong finally we can have a proper drink.” Joe declared and went to the vending machine but it turned out to be a fake when it showed a ofdd green slime.

They ran away from te green slime becaue theyy cwere cowads ana veeatulally found teri a3ay to a vilalege. “Oh my god that thnhg looks anand like Aragorn fromm Lord oa fb the Bores.” Matt decided and the group went up to the athing that looked like Aragorn romr Lord of Bores.

“Devimon is eveil.” The thing said and ten etsrated to wakj away and tat was when Tai looked confusded as shit as if he didn’t unrderastad any of i wven though if he saw the show he would have.

“Run away from wevil.” Joe said all Vegeta nine thousand tyle and they started to run away frim the village as if they ww in Scovvy DOO N there was the mobhttttaaffge.

“PARANOISA PARANOIA NNTHE EVERYBODY GETTING ME OH SHIT KILL ME 1!1!1!1” A song sarted playing and that as wen dogshot happened. Because the group found a toy like town that was filled toys like a pervert house.

Then a etdddy ber showed up and started to record the kis as if they where their new targets in the ew porno. “WHAT THE FUCK YOUR SO FUCKED UP YU FUCKING BSTRAD1!1” Mimi demaneade dna dtet was when she took thing into her own hand

“PALMON DEFEND THE CHILDREN AS TOGEMN!” PAlmon said and when they didglved they used needles like from seweing and defeated it. THe teddy bear left the place long enough for the gorup to escape.

“OH MY DOGSHIT MMI TAT WAS SO AMAZING 1 ANYWAYS WE SHOULD LEAVE THIS PLACE BECAUSE THINGA ANS LETS GET ARRIED>” Izzy declared his love for Mimi which is a subplot that will never be expanded on again and teh group left the place forever.

The group started walking around until tey found a friegd. Once inside the frige, tehy notcied a bunch of black eggs as if tehy had been running in teh sun and dosghit. “Oh my fucking gothic1. I wish we can east this.” Matt declared and then ethy stole all the egdss ever and then went to a large rock that looked like your momma when when she as in period.

“I will never eat hese tyep of eggs. they smell shittty and they loog like dogs. Which for once is actually dogshit. Anyways I just not hungrary anymore after what happened with the nuclear holocaust of 5921.” Joe wasa aying n everyboy decdded tuo etal whot hium.

Sudden they went to sleep and Joe hand now purpose. He went yup a mountain that they where close to but hwne he had made progress there was a sign that aid tu left or else you will be kil. He decided notto turn left and then tehre was a unicorn that was all poweul and might y like every unicorn fucking ever.

“Oh my taco bell.” Joe demanded get it cuss taco bell is a fanfic worse than this one. Then the unirorn sent out laserf from tehir eye.

“I ggot a fire in my asse.” the unicron dihino thing told Joe and then his partner was all like you don;t no know.

“I will sesame sedd your pop. GOMAMON MAGiC MIKE INT IKKUK MNNN>ON.” Joe partenrs sai and sent out a bunch of torpedo and defeated te main enemy. Taht was when the group woke up and made it to the tip pin mountan in less than a minute.

Chapter 12

The group had reached a large mansion that oopps spoiler isnt real and is only thee to get the characters all misxed up and shit. Someday there was all the group and when tehy reached teh mansion all of them looked at Joe and wiatedk him to decsided. “I dy we go into tiheh area pace.” Joe had decided and the group wnet inside.

Oh my god Devil and Angels are lovers. I guess the bible was wrong.” Matt said and tehn teh group saw what he meant. It was a pictre of Devil and Ngel having sex. Nobody got a ober this time. ANyways the grouo a ll like O’Ohly shit what we do now.” So the group tok a smart pciture of the making out ocityre and they contineued up to the stairs.

Inside the stairs was a dining room. The group went to teh dining room and sat there. Then tehy ate the cholocte and cakes and stuff. Suddeny they knew that they where full and went ack out and saw a spa. They jumped into teh sap all named besides the short guy. In realuty he was so done with ths group that he actually snuck away and was able to escape the group. He won’t be back until teh end of teh arc.

Afterwards after a lot of PG13 and stuff they went back t their rooma dn went to tehir bed and flopped on it and taked albout family. “I wish my dad awas a dad.’ Matt said as everybody looked at him confusd. That commet really made no sense. How can their dad not be a dad.

The group had climbed up teh mountain and once up teh mountain Devmon came down with a pink tiara and then started shooting some missles at the group. It hurt them all and then tehy started crying like pussies. But then Short guys partener PArtner Patamaon digivolved to Angemon and killed themself to defeat the and Devimon. Short guy cried. “Holy shit I feel terribel for short ass motherfucker and his dosghiwt partner.”

“OHH MY FUCKING GOD I FUKCING HATE YOU ALL!!1111!!!!1!11!!!1!1 MY NAME IS FUXKING T.K. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!11111!!!!11!11!1 TAT IT I AM LEAVONG YOU ALL!!111!1!1” T.K. said his only line in teh entire arc and then left the group but don’t worry he will be back to the group at Etemon arc end.

“My dad wants a daughter and I hate it. I’m too old to have a younger sister.” Tai complained and Joe slapped his face like the bitch he was.

“My brother Jim is twenty years older than me you asshoe! Now you shut the fuck up and deal with it bitch.” Joe said and Tai started cying like a whiny bitch.

Sudden old man sary showed up. “There is job you need to do. You are the last action heroes. Now let me explan. My name is Gennai.’ Old man said and he had a larger line than T.K. did

Meanwhile wit Ken whom your probably forgot about. He and his partner were at a pramid. “I want to do more stuff than just sit here.”

Suddenly Voldemort showed up. “Ken u must use condom.” He gave Kena codndom.

“Why?” Ken demanead angirly.

“because thou will girl preganet fi you don;t and you will abandon your son. Like a dead beat dad and then you will turn evil and T.K. will hae to a return of jedi style battle with you to turn you good again and ten you will have to raise your son im amends.” Voldemort sai and en looked at him cofused.

“That seems really exact. Are you sure that’s not supposed to be what happens.” Ken said and then Voldemort left while saying thou must. Sudeen the head on girl shwed up.

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