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It all started when I was 7 years old, I loved great animes and mangos like Family Guy or Rugrats, I got bullied on school but I didn't care because I hade the Taiwanese cartoons to help me cope with depression and suicidal thoughts.

One day I was bored so I decided to tune in to HBO and watch my favourite anime Game of Thrones I liked it because it had violence and people there had an even more miserable existence than I did.

In the episode that was airing Johnny Snow was using his stand to kill vampires like he always did, but something was different, his expression was that of a frown, of disdain. This had made very uneasy because normally Jonathan snow always has a gleeful look on his face when killing vampires, but this time he wasn't.

The scene cut to Kenshiro having sex with president-elect Donald Trump on live TV, I was bamboozled, since the beginning of the show the sexual tension between Donald and Kenny was a main drawing factor for braindead tumblr users.

Anyway I got bored and went to make some hot wet soup for me to drink in my solitude.

As I was done making the soup I felt something inside me, something horrible.

Out of nowhere a metrosexual blonde vampire that wore all yellow appeared and killed me with his powers.

Now I am in hell and Satan has allowed to use his Computer to share my tale, I also must warn you, don't watch Korean cartoons or mangos, they are a ploy made by ISIS and Israel to brainwash you into submission and then kill you with metrosexual vampires.

I repeat, don't watch Tibetian animations they will rot your brain and make you cum.

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