Dispicible me 2: the lost version

Hello. I am GRU. I am a HUGE minions fan. and I recently found something that made me really scared!

It was VHS tape with dispicible me 2 written on it. I put it in the player because I like the movie. I started watching it, it started normally, but at the part where el macho turned purple, gru put on some peppa pig sunglasses and put a cigar in his mouth! he pulled out a machine gun and filled one of the yellow minions with lead! the blood was hyper-realistic!!! and gru started sautéing the minion and made filet minion! he ate the minion in an hour long scene, and then pulled out a minigun and let out a kefka laugh! then he started shooting the minions and the screams from suicde mouse started playing! Gru pulled out a pringles can and shoved it down lucy's throaght!

Then gru got realistic eyes and pulled out a knife on gwimbly from smiling friends! he stabbed him to death! then he shot agnes in the head and stabed edith with his gun! then he got inside a springlock suit and lured five children into the back of pizza planet from toy story! he then killed them and stuffed their bodies inside of toys!!!

then he bought an egg off the dark web and ate it. he turned into the hit character, Puro! and then the entire storyline of changed took place! then he turned back to gru! THEN HE went to the rabbids invasion universe and commited mass genocide!

Then he came back to the dispicible me universe and killed el macho and then jumped at the camera and came out of my tv and shot me in the head and and ate my organs! then he jumped back into the tv and jumped into the volcano!!!!

I contacted the police and illumination studios!!! then they yelled at me to kms!!! I am scarred

I am really hoping to forget this!!!

HE PULLED OUT GUN!!!!!!!!