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==The Story==
Alright so, this is the story of this Mr. Gus guy. One day, Mr. Gus woke up in the RV. Then he said. "Uh, goodbye Uncle Grandpa i'm gunna go. I'll be back." Then Uncle Grandpa said "Good Morning!" Then, Mr. Gus got in his car and Mr. Gus was backing out of his driveway in a car. I was standing outside of this place so I witnessed this all. There was a little girl who was playing out in the road with her Barbie dolls. Mr. Gus started to drive away but the he stopped, looked back at the little girl and all of a sudden, he quickly turned around and started driving up toward her really extremely fast and then he ran over her and she was on the ground crying. Then, he ran over her again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again until she died. Then Mr. Gus drove away. Then I said "Whoa! Mr. Gus just killed a little girl!" Then, Mr. Gus drove back because he heard me and said. "HEY! YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE YOU LITTLE PRICK!!! IF YOU TELL ON ME SO HAVE IT I WILL KILL YOU TOO!!!" Then I said "Mr. Gus killed a little girl!" Then Mr. Gus said "SHUT THE HELL UP!!!" Then I said "OH MY GOD! Mr. Gus? You killed a little girl?" Then Mr. Gus said "SHUT UP KID STOP TALKING" Why would you kill a little girl? Then Mr. Gus said "KID! STOP TALKING!!!" Then I screamed at the top of my lungs out in public where everybody could hear "MR. GUS KILLED A LITTLE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!! MR. GUS KILLED A LITTLE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!! MR. GUS KILLED A LITTLE GIRL!!!!!!!! MR. GUS KILLED A LITTLE -" Then Mr. Gus cut me off and said "GET IN HERE YOU LITTLE KID!" And he covered my mouth, and threw me in the trunk of his car. Then he looked back at me and said "I'll kill you later, in the mean time SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" Then he got out some meth and started smoking it. Then I said "Mr. Gus, doing drugs is bad. You should never take meth. Meth is illegal." Then Mr. Gus said "NOBODY ASKED YOU NOW SHUT UP!!!" Then I said "But Mr. Gus -" Then Mr. Gus cut me off and said "FUCK YOU!" and he threw a bottle of liquor at me and it just barely missed me. Then, Mr. Gus put a stick of crack in his mouth and he slammed on the gas petal and he started jetting off extremely fast. Mr. Gus drove his car right trough the park gates and started killing people by running them over and shooting a gun out the window. Then I said "Mr. Gus it is not polite to kill people." Then Mr. Gus said "HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO SHUT THAT TALKING ASSHOLE THAT'S GROWING ON YOUR FACE!!!???" Then I said "It's not okay to kill people in real life. Maybe it would be okay to kill people in Pacific Rim but not in real life." Then Mr. Gus ran over a big rock in the ground which caused him to drop his gun out the window and run over it with the back wheels of his car, and for his crack to fall out of his mouth and into a baby's carriage and for his head to smash up on the roof of his car and for him to start spinning senselessly out of control. Then Mr. Gus said "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then I said "Wow, Mr. Gus, you're not nearly as nice as you look on TV. In fact, -" Then Mr. Gus reached out to grab me with some furious looking angry pissed off eyes and said "FOR FUCK SAKE KID!!!!!! FORGET EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!!! IM GOING TO KILL YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" But before he could grab me, he slammed into a curb and it sent the car flying and spinning in the air and it started smashing all over the ground and destroying everything leaving people screaming and running in fear more than they were before. Me and Mr. Gus were flying everywhere in the car and screaming and so were all of his drugs and alcohol. Then, all of his drugs fell out of the car and he blamed me for it. Then, he jumped back and tried to kill me again. He grabbed me, but before he could kill me the car smashed into the giant fountain at the park and it exploded all over the place. The car was destroyed and Mr. Gus was lying there on the ground under a giant metal burning car part. Mr. Gus got up and - well tried to get up and then he slipped and banged his face on the concrete ground causing him to bleed and cry everywhere. Then I said "I want some candy? ... I want some candy? ... Some candy? ... Do I want some candy? ... Mr. Gus tell me the answer to this do I want some candy?" Then Mr. Gus said "Please kid ... I don't want much out of you ... I don't even want to kill you anymore ... But could you please do me this one last favor and shut the fuck up?" Then I said "Okay but first I want you to tell me do I want some candy?" Then Mr. Gus just started crying in pain and misery as I kept on repetitively and annoyingly asking him "Do I want some candy?" Then the police showed up. There were CRAP LOADS of them. They were everywhere and they all were going to arrest Mr. Gus. They all started surrounding him and then Mr. Gus got up and started walking forward in a straight line crying. He kept on nudging the police out of the way like it was nothing. The police were weirded out as to just why the hell he would be doing that in a major situation like this where all the guns were pointed at him and he was the big doofus in trouble there. Then, Mr. Gus just started shoving them out of the way, pounding them even, KILLING them even, and then it got to the point where Mr. Gus was just senselessly beating and killing the cops while letting out some ginormous evil roar and had burning red eyes and was breathing fire. Then, the cops all started shooting at him but it was having no affect. Then, Mr. Gus roared and blew a ginormous blast of fire which sent all of those cops flying. Then, he walked up to me, grabbed me by the head, threw me into the back of a police car, handcuffed me, duct taped my mouth, tied me up in rope, locked me in some chains, and said "I've got a very special death for you. Just you wait. I will kill you like i've killed no other person before. Just you wait." Then he got in the car and drove away.
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