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== Part 2:
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minions, and we’re all pretty much defenceless.
“WHAT ABILITIES DOES EVERYONE HAVE!?” The Observer shouts.
“I CAN KILL AT LEAST SOME OF THEM OFF WITH MY DEMON POWERS,
THE REST OF YOU ARE PRETTY MUCH USELESS, EXCEPT EVAN!” I reply.
“WHY THE FUCK ARE WE SHOUTING?” Tim also screams at the top
of his lungs.
“I DON’T KNOW, BUT WE SHOULD PROBABLY START FIGHTING THEM
NOW!” We dodge the #feminst shirts that were being thrown at us by Anita
Sarkeesian just in time.
“NO! I CANNOT BE CORRUPTED BY THAT MOVEMENT!” I yell. Yes I’m
female, no, I am not a feminist because modern feminism is bullshit in my
honest opinion. Please don’t make me go on a rant about how it used to be a
good movement but it slowly devolved into a bunch of misandristic young teenagers.
(And no don’t use that ‘Not All Feminists’ bullshit because it’s exactly the
same as #NotAllMen, ok, now stop trying to push shitty labels on me.) RANT
OVER. *Cough, cough.
Anita gets angry and goes into hyper rage mode and begins to
blow up video games such as GTA 5 and Super Mario Brothers, ranting about ‘teh
blatent misiginy’ in them, and using them as ‘grenades’.
I realise that everyone is trying to take down one person at
a time.
I’m up against Anita (WHY?), Evan
was up against Mutahar, The Observer and John Cebert were fighting Rick and
Morty, Tim was duelling Big Da Cat, Jay was fighting The Vigilant Christian, Devdev
Booday and Tavrisol were fighting Caliborn and Gamzee, Alex was fighting Toki,
Jussiu and Allini were intervening in all the fights and helping, and everyone
was putting off fighting Firebrando, which is a good thing, as we’re gonna need
as many people as possible at the end of this battle.
So here’s the format, we’ll go to each battle individually
and describe it in as little detail as possible so we have time for the last
part of this story that I have more planned out in my head (and on paper) more
than this section. So get prepared for the worst fight scenes you’ve ever had
the displeasure of reading.
Anita continues to attack me with the game bombs. I easily kill
her using my demon powers to deflect her bombs and crush her skull, just as she’s
always deserved. (No she doesn’t, but she deserves to be at least made a meme.)
I just killed one of the most annoying feminists in history. Or maybe I didn’t,
because there’s a possibility that this isn’t even our universe, but that’s
only a theory, a GAME theory. (Ok you can kill me now.)
Evan attacks Mutahar by getting a massive knife out (the one
he uses in EverymanHYBRID) and stabbing him in the back, killing him nearly
instantly. (I really hope that theory’s true now, as he’s my senpai and my
favourite Youtuber.)
“No, stop! I run a gaming channel!” He pleads.
“No, sorry. Now that I’ve removed the knife you’ll bleed out
in a matter of seconds.” Evan mocks him.
“Well, at least it wasn’t Comic Sans this time. Tell my Ordinary
Gamers… I love them!” Mooty falls to the ground and I cry for a second before
returning to my battle.
The Observer and John Cebert were up for a tough, but shit
fight as Rick and Morty are probably the best duo in all of history, best duo
forever, 100 years best duo. But The Observer and John have this kinda weird
chemistry where they are completely indifferent to each other, but work well
together. It makes no sense, but this ‘aint being graded, this is Trollpasta
Wiki BITCH! Needless to say, they quickly defeated Rick and Morty with little
to no effort as John Cebert’s powers were almost incomprehensible to the human
mind. It makes sense. (No it doesn’t, it never did and never will.)
Tim fought Big Da Cat and won. (You don’t want to know the
details.)
Jay fought the Vigilant Christian who used brainwashing
powers to try to get him to believe in the Illuminati and that the LEGO movie
was satanic. He also tried to convince him that Slenderman was actually the
leader of the Illuminati and therefore, by his logic, Satan, but Jay knew that
was bullshit as he had actually met Satan and Satan was not Slenderman, he was
close, but he was not. As for the leader of the Illuminati… Well probably not,
because the leader of the Illuminati would have better things to do than chase
around teenagers and people who were barely in their twenties. Jay punched VC
in the chin, before kicking him in the nuts.
“DEEEEEZ NUTS! HAHAH GOT EEEM!” Jay said to VC, who
subsequently killed himself because of the shitty meme joke.
Devdev Booday and Tavrisol were against Caliborn and Gamzee.
“DIE AGENDER SCUM! JUST IDENTIFY AS MALE AND YOU’RE AUTOMATICALLY BETTER THAN
EVERYONE ELSE!” Caliborn shouted, shooting bullets at Tavrisol. Devdev Booday
just zoned out.
But, saying that males were better than everyone else angered a certain skull crushed Anita
Sarkeesian to come back from the dead and drag Caliborn down with her this
time. Not even Firebrando had anything to say, he looked as confused as the
rest of us.
“I don’t think that motherfucker’s coming back! HONK!”
Gamzee shouted, and everyone started fighting again.
Devdev Booday ran over to Gamzee.
“WEEEEEESNAAAAAAAW!” He shouted as he began to go God Tier. We
all turned to look and pretty much everyone mouthed a silent ‘What the fuck?’
His God Tier just so happened to be ‘The Fucker of Butt’ this
wasn’t going to end well for Gamzee. Devdev began to grind on Gamzee and kept
on shouting ‘WEESNAW’ until he came. Our mouths were wide open at this point.
When he was done, Devdev left Gamzee be and Gamzee ran out
of the building. I now hate him. THAT WEESNAW FUCKER WITH HIS STUPID HORSE ASS!
Oh well, he helped us win this.
Alex was fighting Toki Wartooth and just pulled out his gun
and shot him in the chest, killing him.
“Hey look, Jay, it’s you!” Ok, that was too fucking soon.
(No it wasn’t, it’s been around two years since then, but the feels are still strong.)
“Lol fuk u Alex.” Jay retorted.
I know I said that Allini and Jussiu helped us with the
fights, but in reality, they did jack shit.
After all of Firebrando’s™ proxies were defeated, we only
had one person (thing) left. The big motherfucker himself.
“ALRIGHT GUYS, I THINK WE SHOULD CONBINE ALL OF OUR POWERS
INTO ONE MASSIVE ATTACK.” The Observer screeches.
“STOP FUCKING SHOUTING, HE KNOWS OUR PLAN NOW.” I also
screech.
“Well shit.” He says.
“MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.”
Firebrando, what the fuck?
He shoots blue fire from his wrist and attempts to burn us,
it fails.
“EVERYONE FUCKING G…” The Observer is interrupted.
“CHARGE, MY MINIONS!” A deep voice is heard. The massive
doors behind us open revealing… SLENDERMAN AND A BUNCH OF MINIONS!? (THIS TIME
IT IS THE YELLOW LITTLE SHITS!)
The minions storm the room and topple over Firebrando,
causing the fusion to split. They murder Dio in cold blood and Slenderman… No,
I’m sorry, The Operator, grabs Firebrand with one of his tentacles.
“You’ve been a very naughty boy Firebrand.” Slendy says.
“NO DADDY NOT THE TENTACLES!” Firebrand pleads.
“Yes, the tentacles. EN GARDE!” Slendy, Firebrand and the
Minions all run out of the open doors before closing them again.
“You guys do realise that you now owe me a KFC and a trip to
Alton Towers right?”
“FUCK!” They all shouted.
This was going to be great.
== Part 3: Coming Soon... ==
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