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Wassup Fortniters? It's ya boi, xxxhairy_pubes69420xx (aka Hugh Janis)! It turns out that the epic poem of love, furry robot sex, and manslaughter is in need of a continuation. To start from where the last tale of DeviantArt level pregnancies left off, I gave birth to me and Freddy's ''beautiful child'' and now are in debt. Rut roh! We decided to get a job to help resolve this. We were both stoned as hell and were like "fuck it, let's work at the *new & improved* Freddy Fazbear's Pizza".
We went up to our new source of pain and misery only for my Fweddy Weddy to get discriminated against. "Freddy got out of the building? I'm-" but before the rat bastard employer could finish Freddie bitchslapped him. "You are the racist!" he exclaimed with such a vigorous roar. And then everyone clapped. The bigot was thrown in prison for the rest of his life (because that's how the law works btw). Another employer came up and it was no other
"But I thought we tag team'd him to death!" Freddie whispered to me. "I know, but he looks different." "But who the hell else has a literal phone for a head?" He just stared at us. "Well I'm Phone Guy, '''you might remember me''' from your job at a previous Fazbear location". The rest of the day I am going to skip because I do not care. :)
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== Day 4 ==
After the cringe fest, I was ready to quit. Fuck my bastard child, I could not put up with another day of this. Neither me or Freddie get paid enough. We deadass don't even get paid in cash but instead in fucking FazTokens! After a couple hours of me trying to get everything over with, the Phone Guy comes up to me. "Oh, hey
"So, I
"So, I uh was thinking that, with you getting a raise in return, you
With something like that happening, of course I forgot about everything else. Eventually, it was time for me to make my choice.
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Needless to say, that bitch was KFC now. Toy Bonnie was smarter and attempted to trigger a springlock failure by getting my suit wet. If only that poor lil' bunny rabbit was quicker! He faced the same fate as Chica leaving only Toy Freddy. During the fight, Freddie was trying to summon Golden Freddy for a quick victory. That didn't work. Toy Freddy took advantage of this and targeted him while I was busy.
Unfortunately I was too late and he already tore off Freddie's entrie shitting arm! "You don't fuck with my Freddie!" I shouted. "I'm immune to your flames!" "How?" "Because I am the Giga Chad!" Rut roh! He then proceeded to beat the living shit out of me. I was bleeding like hell. Just when all hope was lost, a miracle occurred. Somehow, I managed
Toy Freddy gave up fighting. I thought it was over until suddenly, Mangle popped up out of nowhere and tried to bite my frontal lobe. At the last second, Phone Guy jumped in front of Mangle and took the hit for me. I grabbed Mangle and used as much of my strength as possible to tear that son of a bitch apart. I used a nearby wrench to smash her into pieces.
Phone Guy fell to the floor. "Why would you sacrifice yourself for me?" I asked him. "
I was left with Freddie missing an arm, many deaths, and many traumatized bystanders.
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