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Hello, my name is Remco. I am going to tell you a story about an incident that happened in the mid-2010s.
 
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Captai Fleeker Floogal: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING SNITCHED ON ME?!
 
FBI: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR PEDOPHILIAVILE AND RAPESICKENING ACTS, GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!!!!
 
Captain Fleeker Floogal: FUCK NO, THIS IS AMERICA YOU FUCKING PIGS!!!!!!
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The entire people: NOOOOOOOO!!!
 
Captain Fleeker Floogal gets out a mini gun, and begins to spastically shoot at all the students one by one. They were all wiped out in a matter of seconds, and hyper realistic blood was all over the classroom. Fleeker then went on a rampage and shot everyone in the entire school. There was nobody left in the school besides Fleeker. Then it cut to a dungeon where Pinky Dinky Doo, Ash Ketchum, Thomas the Tank Engine, Fluttershy, Brock, Misty, Togepi, Pikachu, Spongebob, DW Read,Wubbzy, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Junior Boomer Floogal and Daphne Blake were with the creepy Sonic from Sonic.EXE in a revolving drum. All of them had black eyes, red pupils and sinister expressions on their faces. They began to sing. The singing was muffled, so I couldn't understand the words. After a while, the song became more clear and the voices of them now sounded like an old man with a gruff voice, and a little girl no older than fourwoman
 
The last verse went something like this:
 
<poem><i>
<i>Praise thy Devil for he is thou
Let him possess unto thou For pain and torture are all we can see It's better you than him and me.
My Bonnie lies over the ocean, My Bonnie lies over the sea,
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Bring back my Bonnie, Bring back my Bonnie,
Bring back my Bonnie to me, to me. Bring back my Bonnie, 
Bring back my Bonnie, Bring back my Bonnie to me.</i>
</poem></i>
 
Then, they paused. The video cut to a surveillance camera room. There was a littleyoung girlwoman, couldn't have been older than 21 and an old man in the room in fact, it was the same 2 people who voiced Pinky Dinky Doo, Ash Ketchum, Thomas the Tank Engine, Fluttershy, Brock, Misty, Togepi, Pikachu, Spongebob, DW Read,Wubbzy, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Junior Boomer Floogal and Daphne Blake And Sonic.exe. The little girlwoman was crying. It was actual crying. "Stand up", the man said in a gruff voice. "I SAID STAND THE FUCK UP SO I CAN RAPEKICK YOU AGAIN!", the man shouted. You could actually see the man rapepunch the little girl. You could feel her pain as she was being forced to do something illegalwoman.
 
Her screams and cries echoed. Finally, the screams and cries stopped. "STAND UP, YOU FILTHY PIECE OF SHIT!", the man yelled. "IThe want my mommy!", the girlwoman cried. She was screaming. Out of the blue, a loud gunshot rang out as the man shot the poor girlwoman. The girl continued to scream loudly.
 
Five shots were fired. You could hear the whispering of the old man's voice. "Oh, shit, what am I going to do with the body?"
 
It cut to a bunch of stop motion animation sequences of different angles of a plane crashing into the Statue of Liberty. I began to wonder how the girls rape andwoman's murder and the terrorism act connected together. It cut to pitch black. Suddenly, It cut to black at that second. It then faded in to a church. The bell rang in a distorted, deep tone. The sky was still blood red.
 
The anchorman proclaimed:
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Then it cuts to Rasmus Hardiker the Voice actor of Fleeker, laughing at his desk with red blank eyes for the rest of the episode. His laugh is distorted and demonic sounding. The screen's color slowly disappears. Eventually, leaving a black and white screen of Rasmus Hardiker laughing.
 
The credits rolled silently and they weren't than fun to watch either. It was just white text in Comic Sans scrolling on a black background. I only recognized the names of half of the people in the credits, the other half were people that I had never heard of. The copyright date was 2010, the year that season 1 came out. as the credits ended, and changed to a post credit scene showing Luna The Moon from Let’sLet's Go Luna smoking a cigar. She looked at the screen, with her Bloodshot eyes and said in a British accent, "this episode was pretty rad. But if you laugh you go to Hell before ya die!" WHAT I shouted out of my lungs The screen turned to static. I watched the static until it stopped after 4 minutes and then played a normal episode of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I started crying so hard from being scared. I mean, was this some sick joke?! BECAUSE THIS WASN'T FUNNY! Who knows what kid saw this, parents even. Or am I the only one who saw this?
 
== The Aftermath ==
This early reel was found in the house, were the creator of Floogals lives in, in the very old garage. I contacted DIC Entertaiment to see what the fuck they sent me. In exactly forty-five minutes, an intern replied. 
 
<blockquote>
: <i>Hello, thank you for contacting us about this episode. One thing, how on Earth did you find out about that? Listen, we're very sorry your dreams are now crushed. Basically, we didn't make this episode. A person we fired made it, and he was always depressed. He was a very quiet staff, like quiet as a mouse. We didn't put the old man and the 4 year old girl and everything in. We're not that sick.
 
: I don't know about the 2010 thing. It was probably a goof or joke made by the creator of the episode.
 
: Now, here's my theory. The creator of the episode hijacked the local TV station near [**********] (I censored the name of my hometown) and it aired on your local Disney Junior and Fox Kids and Jetix station.
 
: And the disturbing clips? I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T. I only remember making the title card. I'm very sorry Remco, (yes that's my name) I'm really sorry.
 
: Best wishes, the DiC Entertainment staff/interns.</i>
</blockquote>
 
I now have nightmares about this. I dreamt that Fleeker Floogal  was next to me and said "You are in my world and you can't escape." I woke up sweating, scared and sometimes even screaming.
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