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''Freakazoid!'' was a TV show that ran on Cartoon Network in the early 90s. It didn't last that long, only containing two seasons with 24 episodes total. It spawned from the depths of hell that is the mind of Steven Speilberg. You know, the guy behind Animaniacs and Pinkie and The Brain and all that jazz. But why did I refer to his creative mind as the depths of hell literally two sentences ago? First of all, I'm crazy. Secondly... Well, let me just tell you the whole story...I worked as an intern at Cartoon Network from 1331 to 1997. I would watch various TV shows and determine whether or not an episode was appropriate for the targeted audience to air on television. It was late at night, and I just finished drinking my eighth bottle of beer. I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I pass oulob5ujruvrz846sgs;bLH(*ERb
I just woke up. I would go back and delete what just happened, but then that wouldn't make this story scary, now would it?? I thought so.
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Back on topic, this went on for what seemed like several minutes. Freakazoid, slouched over in an old battered chair, staring gloomily into a static TV screen. There was no audio besides the faint white noise omitting from said television. After maybe four minutes of this something else finally happened. And this is about when I got creeped out beyond belief. The camera slowly zoomed in on Freakazoid's face as he started staring at the camera. His depressing frown changed into a wide ear-to-ear grin, his eyeballs rolled to the back of his head, and hyper-realistic blood began pouring out of his mouth. At this rate all I could think was ''"Who would actually MAKE this?!"'' Eventually the white noise in the background started getting louder and louder until I had to mute my laptop. The entire scene then lost all its color... except red. Everything was a shade of red. And then, the show cut to black without warning. There was nothing for a good few seconds, so I un-muted my laptop so I could take out the disc. Big mistake. As soon as the sound was back on there was a loud, blood-curdling scream, followed by some plain white text in comic sans that read "ich bin am leben", with the number 666 printed underneath it.
I went to the Google translator to find out that was German for "I am alive". What could this be about?? Quite frankly, I didn't want to know.That night as I lay in bed I hear a clutter coming from the living room. I got up to see what it was, only to be shrouded in a mixture of shock and total fear. It was a tall, blue figure wearing some sort of red jumpsuit. It turned around and stared me right in the eye. I recognized that face. The grin, the hyper-realistic blood, the rolled-back eyes... Without warning it then lunged at me with a knife. I did all I could to fight it off as the theme from Attack on Titan played in the background. Eventually I got it off me, and it crawled out my window. It stared at me for a good few seconds, then left without a trace. My floor was covered in the hyper-realistic blood that was dripping from its mouth, and no matter what I did I could never clean it up.
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And then a skeleton pooped out a skeleton that popped out.
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