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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? Because I know for a fact that I don't feel like a cup. Not after what happened a few days ago... I was on Tumblr when I saw a post talking about solo cups. It read: "Seriously
A couple days later my weekend is now over and I had to go to my job. After a few hours of business as usual I suddenly felt sick. I then vomited all over my boss but he said he liked it. Out of nowhere, the same cup from earlier teleported behind me. I just stared at it. After about a few minutes it slowly faded away. I got to go home early and before I left my boss kissed me on the cheek. As soon as I got home I got on my couch and put on the TV. A news report about the guy in black from earlier made me realize that I was far from his only victim. I then had to go potty. While taking a fat shit, suddenly, the cup started slowly rising from out of my toilet. Before it could slide up my ass I jumped out of the way.
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I found my Kitten's dead body on floor which motivated me to use my ''true power''. You see, after indirectly causing WWI and WWII, I fard on Peter Griffin. This gave me some of his power. I then unleashed my True Form.
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The girls, cup, and guy hissed. They could not handle such beauty. They all melted screaming "I'm melting, melting! Ah, what a gay world! What an Anime world!" My Kitten then got up. Turns out that they did not die because my new appearence is too seggsy. I walked up to them and said "Sex Now".
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