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Έτσι μια μέρα ήμουν περιήγηση Sterm και αποφάσισα να αγοράσω μερικά παιχνίδια δεδομένου ότι υπάρχει μια πώληση σε εξέλιξη. Μετά από βοτάνισμα μέσω shit όπως FNAF και πώς το κάνουν; Βρήκα Garry του Mod. Ένα παράξενο πράγμα είναι ότι είπε "Αρχική Τιμή: $ 6.66 Τιμή Προσφοράς:. 0,00 δολάρια" Μπορώ να δω πώς θα κάνουν τα πράγματα όπως TF2 ελεύθερα να παίξουν, δεδομένου ότι αυτό είναι μόνο ένα FPS, αλλά κάτι σαν Gmod; Αποφάσισα να το πάρει ούτως ή άλλως, γιατί σας γαμήσω. Όταν έγινε η λήψη εγώ περιστέρι δικαίωμα. Από το πουθενά φωνή Gaben του φώναζαν «αυτό δεν λειτουργεί" σαν ένα κορίτσι, αλλά μπορώ να περάσει στα ανοικτά ως ένα πασχαλινό αυγό. Έτσι, όταν η οθόνη φόρτωσης ήταν πάνω από το κύριο μενού άνοιξε (Τι νομίζετε ότι θα συμβεί, ένας σκελετός θα πεταχτεί έξω;), αλλά στο βάθος υπήρχε ένα spoopy εικόνα του GMAN και Gordon ελεύθεροι γαμημένο ο ένας τον άλλο. Μου πέρασε μακριά ως κανονικό και φορτωθεί ένα νέο παιχνίδι. Ο μόνος χάρτης ήταν "gm_666" που βρήκα παράξενο, αλλά εγώ επέλεξα γιατί ούτως ή άλλως σας γαμήσω. Μετά αναμονής για 2 λεπτά στην οθόνη φόρτωσης ήμουν γεννήσει σε Flattywood αλλά ο ουρανός ήταν μαύρος και το σύμβολο "Flattywood" είπε "Satanwood." Μου πέρασε μακριά ως ένα χαρακτηριστικό απομείνει Απόκριες και προσπάθησε να χτίσει κάποια πράγματα. Αποφάσισα να κάνω μια σκηνή με ragdolls έτσι γεννήσει σε ένα ragdoll Breen. Ένα πράγμα που βρήκα παράξενο ήταν ότι το πρόσωπό του ήταν στριμμένο σε μια διεστραμμένη χαμόγελο και έδινε το δάχτυλο. Μου πέρασε μακριά ως κανονικό και γέννησε σε Mossman επόμενο. Είχε κάνει το ίδιο πράγμα! Αποφάσισα να αναπαράγονται σε GMAN επόμενο, πισινό ήταν ακόμη spoopier. Είχε νευριάσει βλέμμα στο πρόσωπό του και έδινε δύο δάχτυλα! Το πιο περίεργο πράγμα ήταν ότι αντί του κρατώντας ένα χαρτοφύλακα που κρατούσε μια αιματηρή λοστό. Τότε αποφάσισα να γεννούν ένα αυτοκίνητο και να οδηγήσετε γύρω σαν τρελός. Μετά την οδήγηση γύρω από για 10 δευτερόλεπτα είδα το πρόσωπό φλας Gaben του στην οθόνη μου. Είχε το ίδιο πρόσωπο ως Breen και Mossman και έδινε το δάχτυλο πάρα πολύ. Μου πέρασε μακριά ως άλλος πασχαλινό αυγό τότε είδα GMAN στην απόσταση. Περπάτησα πάνω σε αυτόν και στη συνέχεια φώναξε και μου σκότωσε με μπανιέρα. Είπα «μάγκα WTF δεν proppushing», αλλά ότι τον έκανε ακόμα πιο νευριάσει. Ο όρμησαν σε μένα και άρχισε να μου επιτίθενται με ένα λοστό και στη συνέχεια Gaben πετάχτηκε έξω από compooter μου και με μαχαίρωσε με το κεφάλι της κούκλας και πέθανε. |
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So one day I was browsing Sterm and I decided to buy some games since there's a sale going on. After weeding through utter garbage like FNAF and Tea Party Simulator I found Garry's Mod. One weird thing is that it said "Original Price: $6.66 Discount Price: $0.00." I can see how they would make stuff like TF2 free to play, since that's just a FPS, but something like Gmod? I decided to get it anyways because yo momma. When it was done downloading I dove right in. Out of nowhere Gaben's voice screamed "THIS ISN'T WORKING" like a girl but I passed it off as an easter egg. So when the loading screen was over the main menu opened (What did you think would happen, a skeleton would pop out?) but in the background there was a spoopy picture of Gman and Gordon Freemen watching MLP. I passed it off as normal and loaded a new game. The only map was "gm_666" which I found weird but I chose it anyway because yo momma. After waiting 2 minutes at the loading screen I was spawned in Flattywood but the sky was black and the "Flattywood" sign said "Satanwood." I passed it off as a leftover Halloween feature and tried to build some stuff. I decided to make a scene with ragdolls so I spawned in a Breen ragdoll. One thing I found weird was that his face was twisted into a spoopy smile and his shirt had "20% Cooler" on it. I passed it off as normal and spawned in Mossman next. She had the same thing! I decided to spawn in Gman next, butt he was even spoopier. He had a spoopy look on his face and his shirt said "Join the Herd"! The weirdest thing was that instead of holding a briefcase he was holding a bloody crowbar. Then I decided to spawn a car and drive around like a madman. After driving around for 10 seconds I saw Gaben's face flash on my screen. He had the same face as Breen and Mossman and had a brony T-Shirt too. I passed it off as another easter egg then I saw Gman in the distance. I walked over to him and then he screamed and killed me with a bathtub. I said "dude omg no proppushing" but that made him even more butthurt. He pounced at me and started bashing me with a crowbar and then Gaben popped out of my compooter and stabbed me with a doll's head and I died. |
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This is why you never go to Steam sales, kids. |
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Αυτό είναι γιατί δεν πάτε στο Steam πωλήσεις, τα παιδιά. |
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So one day I was browsing Sterm and I decided to buy some games since there's a sale going on. After weeding through utter garbage like FNAF and Tea Party Simulator I found Garry's Mod. One weird thing is that it said "Original Price: $6.66 Discount Price: $0.00." I can see how they would make stuff like TF2 free to play, since that's just a FPS, but something like Gmod? I decided to get it anyways because yo momma. When it was done downloading I dove right in. Out of nowhere Gaben's voice screamed "THIS ISN'T WORKING" like a girl but I passed it off as an easter egg. So when the loading screen was over the main menu opened (What did you think would happen, a skeleton would pop out?) but in the background there was a spoopy picture of Gman and Gordon Freemen watching MLP. I passed it off as normal and loaded a new game. The only map was "gm_666" which I found weird but I chose it anyway because yo momma. After waiting 2 minutes at the loading screen I was spawned in Flattywood but the sky was black and the "Flattywood" sign said "Satanwood." I passed it off as a leftover Halloween feature and tried to build some stuff. I decided to make a scene with ragdolls so I spawned in a Breen ragdoll. One thing I found weird was that his face was twisted into a spoopy smile and his shirt had "20% Cooler" on it. I passed it off as normal and spawned in Mossman next. She had the same thing! I decided to spawn in Gman next, butt he was even spoopier. He had a spoopy look on his face and his shirt said "Join the Herd"! The weirdest thing was that instead of holding a briefcase he was holding a bloody crowbar. Then I decided to spawn a car and drive around like a madman. After driving around for 10 seconds I saw Gaben's face flash on my screen. He had the same face as Breen and Mossman and had a brony T-Shirt too. I passed it off as another easter egg then I saw Gman in the distance. I walked over to him and then he screamed and killed me with a bathtub. I said "dude omg no proppushing" but that made him even more butthurt. He pounced at me and started bashing me with a crowbar and then Gaben popped out of my compooter and stabbed me with a doll's head and I died.
This is why you never go to Steam sales, kids.
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