Gummi Bears: Difference between revisions

So here I am, dead and dying (actually just dead but you know what I mean). The curse of the deformed gummi bears is real and true. I just wish I had more time to... well you know, get aquainted with you. I am a faceless ghost after all. I'll be watching you in this nice comfy package among my cousins or in your damn sweet bowl lying at the bottom relaying my voice and my very soul to your thick little head, resting on your kitchen counter or table staring at you while you sleep. But especially in your big juicy mouth or on your hot fiery tongue you swearing fuck. I'll be waiting to caress your taste buds, tickle your throat (why you think you've been so nasty you big dummy?), possess your belly. But most of all, do what I did with all my other victims... what I do best. Pwease eat me. I wuv you. I'm not gonna hurt you. :3

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