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Latest revision as of 20:50, 19 October 2022
This is a parody of all pastas that feel the need to include the word "hyper-realistic" in every three sentences and other cliches such as mysterious items conveniantly being found in the most unlikely of ways.
Grade A Hyper-realistic gold.
HYPERREALISTIC SANIC
THIS ONE DAY THIS GUY WENT TO THIS OLD RUN DOWN HOUSE WHERE AN OLD MAN LIVED. HE WALKED UP TO A CREEPY OLD MAN AND SAW A SANIC GAME. HE ASKED HOW MUCH AND CREEPY OLD MAN GAVE IT TO HIM FREE AND SAID SOMETHING CREEPY AND HYPER REALISTIC. HE THEN FOUND A SEGA GENESISIN AN OLD CRUMMY BOX THAT FELL FROM THE SKY THAT HAD A HYPERREALISTIC TRASH SMELL TO IT. HE BEGUN TO PLAY AND IT GOT DARK. HYPERREALISTIC BLUD AND HYPERREALISTIC GUTS AND HYPEREALISTIC SCARIES AND THEN A HYPERREALISTIC SKELATON POPPED OUT.
Written by Kazduin
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