Haunted Enchiladas: Difference between revisions

"Are you actually going to eat that?!" One of my bitch friends said.

 

 

I did the unthinkable and shoved a chunk of enchilada into my mouth. Big mistake, the taste was so horrible it made my soul cry. I gagged and vomited all over my friend that was sitting right to me.

Once we got to my house and cleaned up the vomit, I was sent to bed. I had massive violent super uber diarrhea that lasted for hours. While in the restroom, feeling the liquified shit gushing out of my asshole; I got a text message that said:

 

 

I thought "OMG BEN" and then I started shitting bricks that broke the toilet letting all my shit pour over the floor.

I woke up in a hospital bed and the doctor walks in the room.

 

 

I responded back, "Go fuck yourself and go suck a dick."