Herobrine Spinoffs that Won't Happen

• Herobrine Simply Walks into Mordor
• Herobrine Joins the Westboro Baptist Church
• Herobrine sinks in Quicksand
• Herobrine awakens Leviathan
• Herobrine awakens Behemoth
• Herobrine awakens Ziz
• Herobrine Gets Drunk and drives The Enderdragon into a 3-Story Apartment Complex
• Herobrine, Zalgo, And Sonic.exe host a Bachelor Party for Jeff The Killer, but Masky Crashes the Party by inviting over Hookers
• Herobrine enters the Pokemon Universe and Visits May's House, Coitus ensues(ewww)
• Herobrine Gets an Anal Prolapse( Don't look that up)
• Herobrine tries to recreate Goatse( Don't look that up either)
• Herobrine buys Coffee
• Herobrine fights EVIL PATRIXXX( And loses)
• Herobrine fights Furbearingbrick( and loses)
• Herobrine smites MrBigDog and OrangetheKnight
• Herobrine Smites Fred Phelps
• Herobrine Smites whoever owns Capcom
• Herobrine fights Godzilla, Rodan, and Mothra all at once
• Herobrine goes on a Foot Fetish website
• Herobrine goes on a Quicksand Fetish website( Those exist WHY)
• Herobrine thinks Shrek is dreck
• Shrek whips out his ogresized Eshrekt Cock to Kill Herobrine with
• Herobrine's Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard!
• Herobrine Killed The Radio Star
• Herobrine finds Yaoi of Jeff the Killer and Slenderman
• EVIL PATRIXXX plays Poker with Herobrine( Can't Read My, Can't Read My, No he can't read my PATRIXXX FAIC)
• Herobrine gains Hyper-Realistic eyes
• Herobrine Fights Orochi
• Herobrine fights Amaterasu( and loses)
• New Herobrine on The Block
• The Herobrine Gang
• Herobrine RELEASES THE KRAKEN
• Herobrine Eats A Bagel
• HEROBRINEXXX AND DA CURSED POO POO
• Herobrine and THE MAN OF ASS
• Herobrine Reads This List and Kills EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS LIST
• Herobrine Tries to Kill Fedora6500 and Dies (MARY SUE ALERT)