How to summon Fappy Appy: Difference between revisions
From Trollpasta Wiki
Jump to navigationJump to search
Content added Content deleted
imported>Superderpman23 (Adding categories) |
m (→The Ritual) |
||
| (10 intermediate revisions by 5 users not shown) | |||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
== The Ritual == |
== The Ritual == |
||
# Go and buy a white van. |
# Go and buy a white van. |
||
# Gather these materials: A computer, a plank |
# Gather these materials: A computer, a plank of wood, an iPhone 4s, an apple, a cactus, a sex toy, a cassette tape of the Star Wars Christmas Special, some donkey sperm, and a lemon meringue pie. |
||
# Go inside the van. |
# Go inside the van. |
||
# Take the apple and dip it in the sperm. |
# Take the apple and dip it in the sperm. |
||
| Line 8: | Line 8: | ||
# Order a pizza using the iPhone 4s. |
# Order a pizza using the iPhone 4s. |
||
# When the pizza arrives, hit it with the plank until the tomato sauce squirts out. |
# When the pizza arrives, hit it with the plank until the tomato sauce squirts out. |
||
# Make a Satanic sacrificial circle with the sauce and wrap the pizza around the pie. |
# Make a Satanic sacrificial circle with the sauce and wrap the pizza around the pie. |
||
# Play Darude-Sandstorm on the computer but keep the video playing, it should be halfway done now. |
# Play Darude-Sandstorm on the computer but keep the video playing, it should be halfway done now. |
||
# Then chant these words: "Poopy Butts, Poopy Butts, Playing in the Mud. Fuckity Fuck, Fuckity Fuck, Get Gud" to the tune of Sandstorm and throw the sex toy into the circle. |
# Then chant these words: "Poopy Butts, Poopy Butts, Playing in the Mud. Fuckity Fuck, Fuckity Fuck, Get Gud" to the tune of Sandstorm and throw the sex toy into the circle. |
||
# There you go, Fappy Appy should appear in the circle |
# There you go, Fappy Appy should appear in the circle in front of you and the ritual is done. |
||
[[Category: |
[[Category:Trollpasta]] |
||
| ⚫ | |||
[[Category:Rituwel]] |
[[Category:Rituwel]] |
||
[[Category:EVIL FOOD]] |
|||
| ⚫ | |||
[[Category:Potty Humor]] |
|||
[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] |
[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] |
||
{{Comments}} |
|||
[[Category:Crappy ms paint drawings]] |
|||
[[Category:Shortpasta]] |
|||
Latest revision as of 21:07, 19 October 2022
The Ritual
- Go and buy a white van.
- Gather these materials: A computer, a plank of wood, an iPhone 4s, an apple, a cactus, a sex toy, a cassette tape of the Star Wars Christmas Special, some donkey sperm, and a lemon meringue pie.
- Go inside the van.
- Take the apple and dip it in the sperm.
- Take the cactus, stick it into the pie, and throw it by the apple.
- Put the cassette tape and play it on the computer.
- Order a pizza using the iPhone 4s.
- When the pizza arrives, hit it with the plank until the tomato sauce squirts out.
- Make a Satanic sacrificial circle with the sauce and wrap the pizza around the pie.
- Play Darude-Sandstorm on the computer but keep the video playing, it should be halfway done now.
- Then chant these words: "Poopy Butts, Poopy Butts, Playing in the Mud. Fuckity Fuck, Fuckity Fuck, Get Gud" to the tune of Sandstorm and throw the sex toy into the circle.
- There you go, Fappy Appy should appear in the circle in front of you and the ritual is done.
| Comments • 0 |
Loading comments...
|
