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== The Ritual == |
== The Ritual == |
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# Go and buy a white van. |
# Go and buy a white van. |
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# Gather these materials: A computer, a plank |
# Gather these materials: A computer, a plank of wood, an iPhone 4s, an apple, a cactus, a sex toy, a cassette tape of the Star Wars Christmas Special, some donkey sperm, and a lemon meringue pie. |
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# [[File:Pedovan.jpg|thumb|An example of a van you need]]of wood, an iPhone 4s, an apple, a cactus, a sex toy, a cassette tape of the Star Wars Christmas Special, some donkey sperm, and a lemon meringue pie. |
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# Go inside the van. |
# Go inside the van. |
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# Take the apple and dip it in the sperm. |
# Take the apple and dip it in the sperm. |
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# Make a Satanic sacrificial circle with the sauce and wrap the pizza around the pie. |
# Make a Satanic sacrificial circle with the sauce and wrap the pizza around the pie. |
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# Play Darude-Sandstorm on the computer but keep the video playing, it should be halfway done now. |
# Play Darude-Sandstorm on the computer but keep the video playing, it should be halfway done now. |
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# Then chant these words: "Poopy Butts, |
# Then chant these words: "Poopy Butts, Poopy Butts, Playing in the Mud. Fuckity Fuck, Fuckity Fuck, Get Gud" to the tune of Sandstorm and throw the sex toy into the circle. |
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# [[File:Fappy_Appy.jpg|thumb|Fappy Appy, who you are attemting to summon]]py Butts, Playing in the Mud. Fuckity Fuck, Fuckity Fuck, Get Gud" to the tune of Sandstorm and throw the sex toy into the circle. |
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# There you go, Fappy Appy should appear in the circle in front of you and the ritual is done. |
# There you go, Fappy Appy should appear in the circle in front of you and the ritual is done. |
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Latest revision as of 21:07, 19 October 2022
The Ritual
- Go and buy a white van.
- Gather these materials: A computer, a plank of wood, an iPhone 4s, an apple, a cactus, a sex toy, a cassette tape of the Star Wars Christmas Special, some donkey sperm, and a lemon meringue pie.
- Go inside the van.
- Take the apple and dip it in the sperm.
- Take the cactus, stick it into the pie, and throw it by the apple.
- Put the cassette tape and play it on the computer.
- Order a pizza using the iPhone 4s.
- When the pizza arrives, hit it with the plank until the tomato sauce squirts out.
- Make a Satanic sacrificial circle with the sauce and wrap the pizza around the pie.
- Play Darude-Sandstorm on the computer but keep the video playing, it should be halfway done now.
- Then chant these words: "Poopy Butts, Poopy Butts, Playing in the Mud. Fuckity Fuck, Fuckity Fuck, Get Gud" to the tune of Sandstorm and throw the sex toy into the circle.
- There you go, Fappy Appy should appear in the circle in front of you and the ritual is done.
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