I Don't Think This Is Minecraft Anymore: Difference between revisions

 

It was just a normal day, just me sitting at my computer, more bored than I ever would be. I would always go on YouTube and watch Minecraft videos; so today, I decided to get it myself. My parents would always complain about me being on the computer all the time, so I knew that any attempts to get Minecraft through them would be in vain. Not knowing of any friends who played it, I had only one plausible method of obtaining the gameo the Internet. So I opened up Chrome and searched for it. There were a ton of links to pretty legit websites on the first couple of pages, but they always led to me having to do some sort of stupid survey. I searched everywhere for a way around, but I had no luck. Being the absurdly hard-headed person I am (thanks a lot, Dad), I kept searching farther and farther, until I decided to just skip to the last page.

When I turned around, a set of pistons transported me to a door at the end of the hallway. Upon opening the door, I was greeted by a huge lava pit. Around the edges stood even more prisoners, packed to the brim. As I turned to face one beside me, he appeared to be MELTING. All kinds of blood splattered the screen, until the whole screen was slathered in red and everything went silent. As the game and the sound faded back in, I found that the other prisoners and I were in the lava pit. I couldn't move, I couldn't even avert my eyes. I was staring at a golden cross, crucifying one of the prisoners. In my field of vision I could see the other prisoners struggling to reach him, but I wasn't sure if they were trying to save him, or finish him off. They all died whenever they got close. I attempted to move forward, but as I did, Minecraft, and my computer, crashed on the spot. But the prisoners' screams were still loud and clear.

 

 

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