I Hate You (Not!): Difference between revisions

No pedofiles, no plumbers. Just a porno we were all supposed to find, but never did. Something that changes an entire generation's adulthood and the very essence of a multi-penny (nickel?) dollar franchise. And I, a professional fur<span style="font-weight:normal;">cuck</span>, am ready to present my case.

This one was mine. All mine. I explored the crude, pre-historic web of the time with great interest - I downloaded all sorts of pornography (like a pedophile) and even printed it out, which made absolutely alot of sense.

I pressed the left arrow and moved onto the rapefacefuckface.

This didn't really strike me as odd, because if you're familiar with the Sonic games, there's an area called RapeFuck Harder Pls Road that you may note has similar names.

Just stuff like "OH SAWNIC!" and "BANG ME HARDER FUCKFACE" and all manner of sexy words and phrases. Most of the areas were called "Sonic RapesFucks People in the Forest 1" and "Fatass Mountain 3" and all that, but there WERE maps with hot names like that.

The first creatures I encountered in the undersemen portion of the castle where AJUISTEKUIANS. Unless you've been living under a rock since 1969, you know AJUISTEKUIANS are gaylord pimps that hang from the ceiling and fall whenever you come near. They try to rapefuck you, essentially.

It also looked like these pimps had been very successful rapists.

More hyper realistic cum. This was getting pretty usual for the Sonic franchise, which I had recalled seeing semen in alot. Now I'd seen it used about <a href="tel:294618362916283">294618362916283</a> times.

In the hampering effects of the sticky cumz, I walked fast (GUTTA GO FAZT!) under these things, making sure every single one didn't touched me and LIVED . There was almost 4 of them in a row!!!

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