I Hate You (Not!): Difference between revisions

No pedofiles, no plumbers. Just a porno we were all supposed to find, but never did. Something that changes an entire generation's adulthood and the very essence of a multi-penny (nickel?) dollar franchise. And I, a professional fur<span style="font-weight:normal;">cuck</span>, am ready to present my case.

This one was mine. All mine. I explored the crude, pre-historic web of the time with great interest - I downloaded all sorts of pornography (like a pedophile) and even printed it out, which made absolutely alot of sense.

I pressed the left arrow and moved onto the rapeface.

This didn't really strike me as odd, because if you're familiar with the Sonic games, there's an area called Rape Harder Pls Road that you may note has similar names.

Just stuff like "OH SAWNIC!" and "BANG ME HARDER FUCKFACE" and all manner of sexy words and phrases. Most of the areas were called "Sonic Rapes People in the Forest 1" and "Fatass Mountain 3" and all that, but there WERE maps with hot names like that.

The first creatures I encountered in the undersemen portion of the castle where AJUISTEKUIANS. Unless you've been living under a rock since 1969, you know AJUISTEKUIANS are gaylord pimps that hang from the ceiling and fall whenever you come near. They try to rape you, essentially.

It also looked like these pimps had been very successful rapists.

In the hampering effects of the sticky cumz, I walked fast (GUTTA GO FAZT!) under these things, making sure every single one didn't touched me and LIVED . There was almost 4 of them in a row!!!

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