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Revision as of 22:04, 5 July 2021 (view source) Thermometer (talk \| contribs) (Created page with "{{NSFW}} My name is Seymour Skinner. I have been married to my wonderful wife Karen Pence for 27 years. I call her Mother, short for the Mother of my kids. I DO NOT HAVE A MO...")		Latest revision as of 13:02, 28 February 2024 (view source) Niagaranobs (talk \| contribs) m (added Category:LONG ASS TITLE using HotCat)
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Line 1: {{NSFW}} My name is Seymour Skinner. I have been married to my wonderful wife Karen ~~Pence~~Skinner for 27 years. I call her Mother, short for 'the ~~Mother~~mother of my kids'. I DO NOT HAVE A MOTHER FETISH. I am have never seen her butthole because we only have missionary sex. After hours of consulting with my pastor for 48 hours, I finally confirmed that doggie style sex isn't against the bible, as long as my pee pee does not go inside her butthole. The night finally came, and she got on all fours, the moment I've been waiting for 27 years finally came. I saw it. It reminded me of something. It looked like ~~Mother~~mother! Not Karen, but my biological mother. It spoke. It said 'Seymour Skinner, I am very disappointed in you. You are in big trouble young man'. Line 11: I said "I'm sorry Mother!" and freaked out and ran out of the house, naked. 1 week later I was enjoying breakfast when I got a call. I picked up and it was my biological ~~Mother~~mother. '"Hi ~~Mother~~mother, how are you'." My biological ~~Mother~~mother responded, "I know what you tried to do Seymour Skinner. You should be ashamed of yourself." I immediately hung up the phone, and ran out of the house. I have no idea what's going on or what I should do. Line 23: [[Category:Satire]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep]] {{Comments}} [[Category:Shortpasta]] [[Category:LONG ASS TITLE]]