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My name is Jane Gruber and this is how I first fancied Jeff, the reason why I want to give him a proper rumble, and why I want to shag him.
 
When I heard that a family of turncoat yanks had moved in across the street, I wasn't that surprised. It was a nice, British neighborhood and the home was bloody cheap, considering where it was. I guess I was about 13-14 (Because this type of Jeff the Killer fanbase is littered with neo-nazi pedophiles) when everything went sixes and sevens.
 
I never really talked to Jeff when he moved in. In fact, I never talked to him until... that night. My first impression of Jeff was that he was a proper, pure Aryan chav. Probably got high marks, rarely got into fights, and maybe even a randy guy if he shagged with someone.
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Now, I must fuck off. Me homeboys and I have some dust bins in Shaftesbury to knock over.  Maybe me homeboys and I can find some Algae Wafers to lure Jeff.
 
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