Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen

Revision as of 16:50, 24 October 2012 by imported>Furbearingbrick

Jeff Gets Diabeetus.

Jeff Grows a Walrus Moustache because of it.

He keeping having to inject insulin while stalking people.


Jeff and Jane's Sexy Fun Times


Jeff and Cleric's Massive Orgy


Jeff The Killer get's a sex change/Becomes Lesbian.


Jeff The Killer Visits The Gynecologist


Jeff The Killer Clones Himself. "My own clone!" "Now neither of us will be virgins!"


Jeff the Killer uses Hyper-Realistic Descriptor

It was super effective


Jeff The Killer Gets Banned From The Wiki And Gets Butthurt


Jeff The Killer Gives Blood...HIS VICTIMS'


Jeff The Killer Gets An Anal Probe

Jeff the Killer>"Okay! That does it! Now LISTEN! Why is it that everything today has involved things going in, or coming out of, my ass!"


Michael Bay's Jeff The Killer


Jeff The Killer meets Mecha-Hitler.


Jeff The Killer Gets Manboobs

... And squeezes them.


Jeff Discovers That He Has Chalimyda


Jeff Wears A Green Hoodie Because His White One Is At The Cleaners


Jeff Writes A Children's Show (It doesn't End Well)


Jeff Gets His Wisdom Teeth Pulled


Jeff Discovers Puberty


Jeff Experiments with Smiledog


Jeff Files His Tax Returns


Jeff Shits Brick (hey, that's me!)


Jeff Eats His Fangirls


Jeff Becomes A Superhero


Jeff EXTREEEEEEEEME


Jeff The Ninja Turtle


Jeff Takes Steroids (Wait, that one actually exists. Nevermind.)


Jeff Types With Boxing Gloves On


Jeff: 20,000 BC


Jeff Licks A Frozen Doorknob


Jeff Is Actually A Snatcher (YOU LOOKED! JUNKER!)


Jeff Takes Bath Salts; Doesn't Change a Bit.


Johnson And Jeff Gangbang Smile Dog


Jeff meets Happy Wheels


Jeff Goes To Hell; Gets Kicked Out


Jeff vs The Heartbreak Of Psoriasis


Jeff Vs. Headcrabs


Wolfenmaus & Furbearingbrick Make Fun of Jeff

"Rated Five Stars by Slendy Weekly!"


Jeff Is Forced To Wash His Hair


Jeff's Clothes Are Stolen By The Rake While He Bathes In The River


Jeff Switches Brains With A Gorilla


Jeff and The Tragedy Of Underage Drinking


Jeff Finally Starts To Hallucinate From His Extensive Sleep Deprivation


Jeff Trips Balls


Jeff Drinks And Entire Jug Of Moonshine And Passes Out, Awakens To Find Slendy Has Sharpied Rude Drawings On His Face


Jeff Doesn't Love Your Shitty OC, Get Over It


Jeff Inhales Smiledog, Slendy Shrinks To Microscopic Size To Retrieve Him


Jeff Purchases An iPhone 5


Jeff Faps To Pictures Of Dead Rabbits


Jeff Drops The Soap


Jeff Trips On A Roller Skate, Gets A Concussion


Jeff Becomes Morbidly Obese


Jeff, Slendy, Heron, Zalgo and Patrixxx Play Mahjonng


"Jeff Becomes A Hyper-Intelligent Scholar, Solves World Hunger and Propels Mankind to the great beyond. Then he eats babies like candy and Slaughters Mankind because why the fuck not?"


Jeff Ate A Baby!

Baby! It's what's for dinner!

Baby! The other, other white meat!


Jeff Becomes A Legomaniac


Jeff Vs The Screaming Shits


Jeff Gets The Flu

Seriously, what WOULD happen if Jeff got the flu? Would he be too sick to stalk people, or would he intentionally spread it to his victims instead of killing them?


Jeff vs Hayfever


Jeff Smells So Bad He Can Stun A Yak At 100 Yards


Jeff The Killer's Rampaging Gayness


Jeff The Killer Pees On Heron's Tree, Gets His Eyes Pecked Out