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Line 1: {{NSFW}} ~~[[File:JEFF_THE_COOK_CHEF.png\|thumb\|312px\|Jeff's job photo before he got fired]]~~One day Slendy was getting tired of Jeff always killing his dinner, so he had to ~~convience~~convince him to become a chef. After Jeff got out of bed he decided to go to the lake and he did. When he looked at the moon and the ~~Effiel~~Eiffel Tower he thought he should be a chef and he did, but slendy was like "AH FUCK IT HE IS ALREADY BECOMING ONE!!" ~~[[File:1375174_451657761614076_188720370_n.jpg\|thumb\|266px]]~~ ==The Jeffalicuos Part== [[File:JEFF THE COOK CHEF 2.png\|thumb\|jeff in his cook uniformer!!!!!!]] Jeff got the job and was ordered to make Ratatoowee (I DON'T FEEL IN A MOOD TO CORRECT THE WORD) so first Jeff had to use the "Mini" torteria things i dunno and started to make it but been a dumbass JEFF was he decided to kill one of the costumers that ordered the shit the first place and finished the suate and served it BUT HE RELIZES THAT HE HAD KILLED THE GODDAMN COSTUMERS TO MAKE THE FOOD AND THE MANAGER BURST OUT OF THE DOOR LIKE RALPH AND ASKED Line 17 ⟶ 19: "I'M WHITE YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!" Jeff then got back to work and had to make a hamburger. Then jeff used a shit-load of fuck that don't make a hamburger but then he got bored and decided to go to the bathroom only to ~~M4ST3RB4T3~~M4ST3RBT43 to PlayBrony so he picked up his favorite one pulled his white pingas too start jerking off but then he ~~relized~~realized that he had ~~tomatoe~~tomato shit on his porn so he went like "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!" Line 29 ⟶ 31: "GET YOUR WHITE ASS RIGHT NOW BEFORE I FUCK THE LIVING FUCK SHIT OUT OF YOU BASTURD!!" Jeff then started to get angry so he told his boss he's coming out, then he makes burgers but he slips his own shit in the buns and uses blood as ketchup and served it to the hungry people. The manager was so ~~suprised~~surprised to see this he ALMOST gave jeff a HUGE ASS KNIFE when the people went like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!" The manager then said to jeff to meet him in the office and ~~heres~~here's the long-ass conversation. "JEFF WHAT THE FUCK MAN" Line 44 ⟶ 46: "au revoir asshole!" [[Category:Jeffery]]▼ {{by-user\|Ghettonett‎}} ▲[[Category:~~Jeffery~~Trollpasta]] [[Category:~~Wall~~Jeff ofthe ~~Text~~Killer]]▼ [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:~~Crappy~~WHAT msTHE ~~paint~~FUCK ~~drawings~~IS THIS SHIT]] [[Category:~~Nsfw~~And then a skeleton popped out]] {{Comments}} ▲[[Category:Wall of Text]] ~~[[Category:Image Unrelated]]~~