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"NOTHING JUST TAKING A HUGE STEAMING PILE OF SHIT!"
"NOTHING JUST TAKING A HUGE STEAMING PILE OF SHIT!"


"GET YOUR WHITE ASS RIGHT NOW BEFORE I FUCK THE LIVING FUCK SHIT OUT OF YOU FAGGOT!"
"GET YOUR WHITE ASS RIGHT NOW BEFORE I FUCK THE LIVING FUCK SHIT OUT OF YOU BASTURD!!"


Jeff then started to get angry so he told his boss he's coming out, then he makes burgers but he slips his own shit in the buns and uses blood as ketchup and served it to the hungry people. The manager was so suprised to see this he ALMOST gave jeff a HUGE ASS KNIFE when the people went like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!"
Jeff then started to get angry so he told his boss he's coming out, then he makes burgers but he slips his own shit in the buns and uses blood as ketchup and served it to the hungry people. The manager was so suprised to see this he ALMOST gave jeff a HUGE ASS KNIFE when the people went like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!"
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"JEFF WHAT THE FUCK MAN"
"JEFF WHAT THE FUCK MAN"


"WHAT I MADE YOUR ORDER OF 69 FAGGOT PILES OF CHIMPANZEE VOMIT!"
"WHAT I MADE YOUR ORDER OF 69 SHIT PILES OF CHIMPANZEE VOMIT!"


"JEFF IM SORRY TO SAY THIS BUT YOUR ULTRA MEGA EVIL PATRIXXX CREEPYPASTA WIKI BAN FIRED!"
"JEFF IM SORRY TO SAY THIS BUT YOUR ULTRA MEGA EVIL PATRIXXX CREEPYPASTA WIKI BAN FIRED!"
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Jeff then gave the manager a Jack-In-The-box and the manager played with it but instead of a jack coming out a skeleton popped out and jeff replied with
Jeff then gave the manager a Jack-In-The-box and the manager played with it but instead of a jack coming out a skeleton popped out and jeff replied with


"au revoir faggot!"
"au revoir asshole!"
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