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Line 3: Tap. Tap. Tap. I looked around my room, completely frightened out of my mind, and saw that Jeff the Killer was standing at the foot of my bed. I screamed for approximately 5.359 seconds (sorry, I ~~don’t~~don't have the best stopwatch). ~~“It~~"It ~~wasn’t~~wasn't me,”" said Jeff, struggling to move his burnt and cut lips. ~~“It~~"It came from the window dude.”" I turned towards the window where Squidward was standing and he held a gun to his head and then pulled the trigger while a massive scary-ass monster watched him. Line 11: Then my phone rang in my pocket. A bone-chillingly frightening voice was on the other end. ~~“Hey~~"Hey, imma pretend ~~I’m~~I'm someone who you think I am, but then turn out not to be them. Stop messing around in my house,”" the voice on the other end of the phone said. But then I remembered that my mum, Jane. K. Iller, had told me that the previous owner of this house, called BEN, had drowned like two days ago. THEN WHO WAS PHONE? Line 20: Suddenly, a possessed TV walked into my room, began to play a lost episode of Candle Cove, and then killed me. I died very painfully with lots of blood and organs involved. Also pus and other gross things. {{by-user\|Natalo‎}} [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:Loads of Characters]] Line 25 ⟶ 28: [[Category:Im died]] [[Category:Well, that was pointless.]] [[Category:Shortpasta]] {{Comments}}