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I looked around my room, completely frightened out of my mind, and saw that Jeff the Killer was standing at the foot of my bed. I screamed for approximately 5.359 seconds (sorry, I don’t have the best stopwatch).
 
"It wasn’t me," said Jeff, struggling to move his burnt and cut lips. "It came from the window dude."
 
I turned towards the window where Squidward was standing and he held a gun to his head and then pulled the trigger while a massive scary-ass monster watched him.
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Then my phone rang in my pocket. A bone-chillingly frightening voice was on the other end.
 
"Hey, imma pretend I’m someone who you think I am, but then turn out not to be them. Stop messing around in my house," the voice on the other end of the phone said. But then I remembered that my mum, Jane. K. Iller, had told me that the previous owner of this house, called BEN, had drowned like two days ago.
 
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?