Keepquiet.avi
There is an old movie store in the middle of nowhere. It is sometimes considered a mirage, but it is there. If you attempt to go after it, it will disappear. You must do three things to enter the store. First, bring a key. Any key will work. Hell, even a key shaped piece of paper will work. Next, bring a dried flower. It will be used in exchange to watch keepquiet.avi. As well, keep one USB drive in your pocket. Last, bring an old coin. It will be needed at some point.
Once you've gathered all materials, place the old coin as many feet away as your height. Then the store will seem more opaque in your view. Keep the old coin. Next, go to the store and place the key inside the door. Once inside, a bright white light will flash, and you will be in a 1960's styled store with a lot of VHS tapes. Talk to the employee at the register, and ask him about how he lost his coin. He will say he got in a crowded plaza. Now place the coin on the register. He will say thanks and will let you keep a tape for free. Ask for IT, just say "it". And he will hand you a tape that is labelled with 'Keep Quiet Tape #405'. Then, he will say, "Keep quiet..."
After that, you will awaken in your room in the morning, holding your USB drive. Place it in your computer and open it. You will see 'keepquiet.avi' in the USB, all by itself. Play it. It will start out to be in a plaza,a crowded plaza. Then one minute in, the guy on the right will turn red, grow black wings and horns. He instantly kills the other guy, spraying his organs all over. People begin to disappear, and the scene cuts off. The next one is of a guy taping his friends eating burgers. After one minute of this, his friends leave, and he holds the camera and starts to talk. But he's murmuring, and you can barely make out what he is saying. Then his eyes roll back and he starts to grin. Then it cuts to him talking about his new job. He arrives at a spiffy looking place. It's the video store. Then, he says that he lost his boss' lucky coin in a plaza. Then he'll say, "I hope my boss doesn't find out. So keep quiet..."
Then there's static. You can make out the words "KEEP QUIET" on the screen. Nine minutes into this is suddenly loud white noise. Five seconds after that, the video will end, and the file will corrupt. Your desktop will say "keep quiet" in big letters. All icons will say "keep quiet" and will say "keep quiet" as soon as you start. Unplug the USB right away, or every day you will see "keep quiet" on your hands.
After that... enjoy life, and remember to keep quiet.
Originally uploaded circa May 2011
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