Kirby.RR

EVERYTHING YOU READ HERE IS TRUE

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So im a big kirby fan. I also make creepypastas, but they are all rejected. I am hiding out, waiting for a way to destroy this monster, but for now, lets start over. I have every kirby game, and when kirby and the forgoton land was announced, i went crazy. I kept on pestering nintendo to let me beta test it, but litte did i know they had been hacked, to this day, we dont know who. One day, they finaly said yes so i was very happy.

(4-8 days later)

It is finaly here!! The boxes return label is scratched off, and i opened the box, and ther was the game case, but it was black, and had only the word “beta” written on it. I opened it up, and there was a note, i was planning to read it after playing some, and the cartridge, what has no lable, and looked deeply damaged, i hoped it still worked.

I put it in my switch and was praying for it to work, and a warning poped up on it that said, “suspisious cartridge detected, install anyways?” I said yes, and a new icon poped up on it that was just black, and labled “KIRBY.RR” i thoght it was just a beta thing so i contenued opening the game, and i did and what the start screen looked like was a forrest with a green banner over it saying “Kirby and the forgoton land, press + to start” with a smiling kirby on it, i started the game and for a second, the forrest was on fire, the banner was red, and kirby has red dripping eyes, WITH A DEAD, BLEEDING WADDEL DEE NEXT TO HIM!!! I shrugged it off as an easter egg, and contenued. There was a file select screen so i started file one, it showed kirby washing up on the shore of the forgotton island, and after that he looked very mad. I gained controll of him and i walked around untill i found an enemy, i inhaled it, and i heard a scream, and kirby spat out blood!!

I powered off my switch and just sat there wondering what the actual frick this was. I thoght maybe nintendo was trying to get at me for spam mailing them untill they sent it. I powered it back on and kirby faced the screen and a text bubbel showed up next to him and it said, “THEIR IS NO ESCAPE, TRY AGAIN AND YOU WILL FEEL TRUE PAIN” and i said “what the heck is this?!?!” And suddenly kirby answered “your worst mightmare” while creepily smiling at me

(I have to hide again, goodbye)

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Written by Sussy man
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