Life of the United Nations: Difference between revisions

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UN finishes his section's work. UN puts it back in its right place. No one thanks UN. Some chew him out for doing parts of it wrong. Most don't care. UN cleans up his desk and starts to go home. One of the 5 bosses stops him and hands UN more work. Says its promotion material. UN isn't buying it. UN says nothing. Just stuffs it into his bag and nods. The walk home is cold. UN sees no more homeless. UN remembers college and what he wanted to do in his life. UN remembers what his boss said once. Work makes you free. UN keeps forgetting that for some reason. The security guard at UN's apartment doesn't even flinch when UN falls. UN feels bad for messing up the cities sidewalk. Promises to pay extra taxes for it. Never does. UN walks up the apartment's stairs. They are broken and UN feels like he should tell the manager. He never does. UN unlocks his door and silently thanks god that there was no eviction notice. UN lies on the couch and sees a message on the machine. Probably mom. UN deletes it before hearing the message. UN feels hungry. Hates what he eats. Wants to eat healthy. Orders Chinese food. Eats alone. UN walks into the bath/bedroom. Brushes teeth and lies on the bed. Looks at the ceiling. Sees a spot. Contemplates life. Contemplates killing the person living upstairs. Realizes that he doesn't have the balls. UN watches TV until early in the morning. Falls asleep. Dreams a dream of sadness and lost potential. Wakes up. Forgets dream. Starts a new day.
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