Mario.exe (Sonic.exe's rip-off)

I was cleaning my house and when I opened one closet, I found my old NES. I was so happy that I had still NES, but I had no games!!! I searched on Ebay, nothing, Amazon, nothing... After I checked all these pages, none of them had NES games. I went to local gameshop, and I asked if they had some NES games. It was my lucky day, they had some! I bought Mega Man, The Legend of Zelda for $10 and then I saw Super Mario bros. cartridge!!! It had the sticker but someone had written with marker '.exe', and the man said 'Take it for free, please!!!' I was so clicheidly stupid and took it.

I decided to play Super Mario Bros. or in this case Super Mario bros.exe first. It immediately showed the main menu but something was odd. Instead of '1 player game' and '2 player game' it showed '1 Mario' and '2 Luigi' and Mario looked like as if he had taken mushroom before. I pressed '1 Mario' but it refused. I pressed it few more times, again nothing. So I pressed '2 Luigi' and it accepted.

Before the screen blacked, in a split second I saw something clicheidly scary. Super Mario Bros. logo was splattered in blood, Time had the word 'KILLLLL', The 1985 Nintendo was 666 Nintendo, the sky had bloody-red fog, hill and bush were on fire, '1 Mario' was now '1 Immortal' and '2 Luigi' was '2 He must dead'. What made my pants to be changed was Mario whose colours were dull and he had no eyes and he cried blood. Hey, no worries, that happens when you play .exe games!!!

When it blacked, it showed Super Luigi and 'X 5' only. I started the 1-1 world. The song was a little bit faster. I went forward but I couldn't break bricks and '?' blocks. There were no enemies, I couldn't access the pipes and the level was shorter. When I reached to the flagpole and it was too far and too small so I jumped down and I saw him, Mario!!! He laughed with the voice that seems to impossible for NES. He went towards Luigi with the torch but stopped at the entrance of the castle and burned it. Mario disappeared, sky turned into red and Toads were on fire screaming. Spikes were falling from the sky and I wasn't fast enough to I died. I repeated the level and now I was fast enough to reach the pipe. Then the message appeared 'Hello, Luigi. I want to play with you.'

TO BE CONTINUED.